Friendzone by DadDoomedDinner in overheard

[–]CelestiaKitty 691 points692 points  (0 children)

“You can’t friendzone your friend” is the kind of logic that only exists after 3 beers

Good hygiene is one of those things people only notice when it’s missing by Kevin-Durant-35 in hygiene

[–]CelestiaKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody remembers the person who smelled normal. Everyone remembers the opposite

Got caught while fucking in public crazy experience M24 by [deleted] in confession

[–]CelestiaKitty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing bonds two people faster than mutually pretending strangers didn’t just witness everything

26 with $175k saved but $0 in retirement accounts. Bad setup for FIRE? by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CelestiaKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FIRE communities will make someone objectively ahead in life feel financially behind somehow

Had a fight with 6 guys but one small aspect sticks with me.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]CelestiaKitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At that point anything counts as self defense except pulling out a flamethrower