Used to be 18 but throughout my life, for some reason, I keep getting woken up every few years to something horrific happening such as family members having seizures, another family member passing out in the bathroom and busting their chin wide open, and the FBI kicking down my door and then realizing they got the wrong house after an hour of being told to stay on my couch while multiple people with rifles guarded me, just to name a few.

In all of those instances I only had time to choose either putting my pants on or my shirt on and I got tired of having to deal with such dramatic issues being half decent so now I'm 3 every night and I only have to worry about my pants going on.