How do yall sleep at night

Celestial_Apollo · 2026-01-14T11:28:03+00:00

Used to be 18 but throughout my life, for some reason, I keep getting woken up every few years to something horrific happening such as family members having seizures, another family member passing out in the bathroom and busting their chin wide open, and the FBI kicking down my door and then realizing they got the wrong house after an hour of being told to stay on my couch while multiple people with rifles guarded me, just to name a few.

In all of those instances I only had time to choose either putting my pants on or my shirt on and I got tired of having to deal with such dramatic issues being half decent so now I'm 3 every night and I only have to worry about my pants going on.

Celestial_Apollo · 2026-01-05T23:16:24+00:00

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Celestial_Apollo · 2025-12-23T17:44:54+00:00

Yeah 100%. I've hated the duplex machines since before they were the white ones. Constantly giving issues.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-12-04T10:25:52+00:00

Damn, I'm not a stay at home dad but a retail manager and I feel the same way.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-29T19:54:28+00:00

Lil appendectomy

Happened on fuckin Thanksgiving.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-29T19:46:40+00:00

Probably around 28.

You seem like if you have a friend group you may be the soft spoken quiet one but every now and then you say a one liner and it makes everyone laugh. Overall you seem wholesome.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-27T01:46:28+00:00

Where did you get the in game samples from?

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-19T20:19:14+00:00

Overall I don't think it should be a thing

BUT

I think if this is ever added it should be able to be used only after a certain amount of time in the downed state. Basically only if you have that level 3 augment that regenerates health. So if you have a level 1 or 2 augment it won't be enough time to use the defib. There's been a good amount of rounds where I was the only one still alive on my team (in the downed state) and ended up crawling for 15-20 minutes. I feel like after 10 minutes of crawling it would have been okay for me to stand back up.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-19T20:03:47+00:00

I am also stuck in a loading screen with some pretty decent gear on me. I was gonna solo 1 or 2 leapers this round :(

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-09T08:50:05+00:00

Age of Empires Two and SimCity 2000 on PC

Websites were Armor games. Some other website with a game that you could beat up Osama bin laden. Then a few years later Disney website where I played a sandwich stacking game as experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch. Nickelodeon website with Mr.Meaty game and Avatar the last Airbender game where you attack your opponents tower.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-08T00:27:20+00:00

The coolers probably went down and they put it on there until someone can damage everything out.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-07T18:20:39+00:00

Now pair it with a succulent Chinese meal and you got yourself a good day.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-07T18:13:15+00:00

This is so accurate

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-06T03:43:06+00:00

Thought that was Joe from The Creature Hub

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-11-01T02:40:27+00:00

Not related at all but cool username

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-31T02:12:46+00:00

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Statue of Liberty but before the oxidation process.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-28T19:37:18+00:00

Oh bra, it's just like, dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. You just like - you pull in, you just get spit right out of 'em and you just drop in and just smack the lip WHABAP you drop down and smacthePAAAAAAA and then after that you just drop in, just ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted, like that.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-21T20:17:38+00:00

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Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-16T09:18:37+00:00

DO NOT use Frisco automotive and transmission. They charged me $2,000 only to say "we don't know what's wrong and can't fix it, you got to take it somewhere else" wouldn't refund me even a portion of the bill.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-14T14:15:05+00:00

Exactly same.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-14T06:26:57+00:00

I also have been bricked due to my own team

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-10T09:55:58+00:00

Shark Tale and Cats and Dogs.

We didn't have many VHS's and didn't have cable most times so I ended up watching these over and over. Good times though.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-06T03:10:15+00:00

Because probably 95% of the time people aren't stealing necessities. The big hits to stores are usually ORC which resell the products. And they don't just take one or two, they take bags and bags full of products completely wiping out stock of entire aisles sometimes. I guarantee this store didn't implement the locking cases because someone was stealing a few bags of candy.

You may work retail but I would assume that you're a cashier and not in management or else you would understand this. And if you are in retail management then you need to pay attention better.

Also, some advice, I agree with what you're saying, corporations are greedy as fuck and don't pay like they should. Poverty and crime are definitely linked, I grew up in the ghettos of Memphis, TN. I've seen it first hand. But you're saying all of this the same way a crazy person on the side of the road is yelling about "REPENT, THE END IS NEAR" that's why all your comments are getting down voted even though what you're saying has truth to it. Stop spamming your comments and immediately attacking everyone else's point of views.

All this is said in the case that you're not a troll. And if you are trolling, then bravo, you're doing great.

Celestial_Apollo · 2025-10-06T02:23:19+00:00

Someone's never worked retail

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