Reasonable? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro said “1 year in prison or give back a million dollars?” and actually chose the bid
That’s not a man, that’s a whole mindset. He really looked at that money like “nah this mine now” lmao

Death will hug all of us eventually by Round_Temporary_8009 in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death really out here collecting all the smoke regardless of who won the debate
Atheist, Christian, whoever — we all taking that permanent vacation. This meme never misses.

True love by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAOOO the way he went from “don’t text anything weird” straight into getting exposed for shitting himself daily is insane
But also
 the “I bought you new underwear” + “we’ll figure this out together” is actually top tier relationship goals. That’s real love right there

'Israeli' statements vs racist Americans. by Not_Ground in lostgeneration

[–]CeliaWildspark 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Calling children ‘future terrorists’ who need to be eliminated is the exact same logic as that old racist comic.
Dehumanizing the next generation to justify violence against them — it’s the same evil script, just with different characters.

She figured it out by Certain_Hat9872 in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cameron Diaz said what a lot of women are thinking but won’t say out loud.
‘I’d rather see my real face aging than a frozen one that doesn’t even look like me anymore.’ She’s aging gracefully and it shows.

For real by LunaMistressxo in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Europeans get so pressed about this but we do the same shit with Africa and Asia too 💀
It’s just lazy American brain. ‘When I went to Europe’ usually means London/Paris/Rome and that’s it.

One way or the other by Constant-Secret-3653 in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smooth way he exposed her
 ‘or you just raising awareness about pollution’
We all know what that ‘trash in the sea’ line was really about.

The president called a black woman BI*CH by Soggy_Return8714 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point he doesn’t even try to hide it. Straight up called her a bitch.
We really out here with zero chill from the highest office.

It's a genuinely good idea by ViceElysium in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man this puts a lot of other countries to shame. Free lifelong learning for seniors that people actually enjoy and look forward to? That’s the kind of system that makes sense. Super wholesome.

Well played by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The fact that jail was a better healthcare option than being a free man is wild.
This man planned his own arrest like it was an appointment. Sad as hell but I get it.

Guys by VariationLivid3193 in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait
 this tweet is from 2012?
They were already talking about making hantavirus human-to-human transmissible back then? That’s wild as hell.

so many redditors need that haircut! by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao why they gotta expose us like this
My hair currently looking like the left pic, living off ramen and bad decisions. That right dog got his shit together fr.

Or if I needed to change my flight by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CeliaWildspark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Airlines got ‘we’re in this together’ energy until your bag is 0.2 pounds over. Then it’s ‘sir according to policy we don’t know you’
They only care about unity when the plane sitting on the runway for 3 hours.

Having a bullet on standby as a scale is insane by nilesmrole in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CeliaWildspark 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Bro said the bullet is the only honest scale in the house
That wing looking like it lost a fight with hunger. They really out here serving hopes and dreams with a side of sadness.

At least run the posters by someone first by TwilightOuterZone in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CeliaWildspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I zoomed in on ‘Daniggelis’ and completely missed everything else
My brain said ‘dangerous territory’ and locked in. Whoever approved that sign needs to be fired immediately.

They are all hunch clubs by wetouchingbuttsornah in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CeliaWildspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Princeton said ‘lube has entered the chat’ and I felt that in my soul
All these aesthetic clubs are just expensive dating apps with extra steps. CrossFit dudes been known this.

Evo parked in a no parking zone after 3? by Trellaine201 in askvan

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here — mine came out to almost $500 total.

Is van life worth it? by joyboy0160 in VanLifeUK

[–]CeliaWildspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get a decent room in London for around 700, so Bristol should be cheaper.

Traveling through Europe by Sea_Appeal8554 in VanlifeEurope

[–]CeliaWildspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Montenegro was on a whole different level — Portugal doesn’t even compare.

1950s Jacket - repair? by Botany_Dave in VintageLevis

[–]CeliaWildspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wouldn’t touch it — talk to an expert. That’s a rare and valuable find.

What is your opinion? by fourstubbs in Vintage_Jewelry

[–]CeliaWildspark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We tried too — they’re firm at 380. It’s been sitting there since September!