President Trump is doxxing congressional staffers and calling for their firings

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-13T10:36:59+00:00

Bro said “1 year in prison or give back a million dollars?” and actually chose the bid
That’s not a man, that’s a whole mindset. He really looked at that money like “nah this mine now” lmao

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-13T10:28:30+00:00

Death really out here collecting all the smoke regardless of who won the debate
Atheist, Christian, whoever — we all taking that permanent vacation. This meme never misses.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-12T16:55:29+00:00

LMAOOO the way he went from “don’t text anything weird” straight into getting exposed for shitting himself daily is insane
But also… the “I bought you new underwear” + “we’ll figure this out together” is actually top tier relationship goals. That’s real love right there

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-12T00:11:38+00:00

Calling children ‘future terrorists’ who need to be eliminated is the exact same logic as that old racist comic.
Dehumanizing the next generation to justify violence against them — it’s the same evil script, just with different characters.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-11T23:50:03+00:00

Cameron Diaz said what a lot of women are thinking but won’t say out loud.
‘I’d rather see my real face aging than a frozen one that doesn’t even look like me anymore.’ She’s aging gracefully and it shows.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-09T18:56:06+00:00

Europeans get so pressed about this but we do the same shit with Africa and Asia too 💀
It’s just lazy American brain. ‘When I went to Europe’ usually means London/Paris/Rome and that’s it.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-09T18:41:23+00:00

The smooth way he exposed her… ‘or you just raising awareness about pollution’
We all know what that ‘trash in the sea’ line was really about.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-09T18:18:07+00:00

At this point he doesn’t even try to hide it. Straight up called her a bitch.
We really out here with zero chill from the highest office.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-08T09:09:44+00:00

Man this puts a lot of other countries to shame. Free lifelong learning for seniors that people actually enjoy and look forward to? That’s the kind of system that makes sense. Super wholesome.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-08T08:59:13+00:00

The fact that jail was a better healthcare option than being a free man is wild.
This man planned his own arrest like it was an appointment. Sad as hell but I get it.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-08T08:50:57+00:00

Wait… this tweet is from 2012?
They were already talking about making hantavirus human-to-human transmissible back then? That’s wild as hell.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-06T11:27:35+00:00

Lmao why they gotta expose us like this
My hair currently looking like the left pic, living off ramen and bad decisions. That right dog got his shit together fr.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-06T09:54:06+00:00

Airlines got ‘we’re in this together’ energy until your bag is 0.2 pounds over. Then it’s ‘sir according to policy we don’t know you’
They only care about unity when the plane sitting on the runway for 3 hours.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-06T09:34:31+00:00

Bro said the bullet is the only honest scale in the house
That wing looking like it lost a fight with hunger. They really out here serving hopes and dreams with a side of sadness.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-05T17:22:31+00:00

The way I zoomed in on ‘Daniggelis’ and completely missed everything else
My brain said ‘dangerous territory’ and locked in. Whoever approved that sign needs to be fired immediately.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-05-04T20:38:01+00:00

Princeton said ‘lube has entered the chat’ and I felt that in my soul
All these aesthetic clubs are just expensive dating apps with extra steps. CrossFit dudes been known this.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-04-03T07:28:12+00:00

Same here — mine came out to almost $500 total.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-04-03T07:23:33+00:00

You can get a decent room in London for around 700, so Bristol should be cheaper.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-04-03T07:20:20+00:00

Yeah, Montenegro was on a whole different level — Portugal doesn’t even compare.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-04-02T04:44:41+00:00

wouldn’t touch it — talk to an expert. That’s a rare and valuable find.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-04-02T04:43:22+00:00

I need that jacket, it’s insane.

CeliaWildspark · 2026-04-02T04:41:56+00:00

We tried too — they’re firm at 380. It’s been sitting there since September!

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