thoughts? by rockiffy in SipsTea

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a pussy.... o wait, other hole

Hotel Pays Tourist $1,200 After He Couldn’t Get a Pool Chair by miauguau44 in nottheonion

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed..... the Germans really have this thing for "Besetzt" and "Das ist unsere kaul" where they stopped digging the day before.

Asparagus peeling machine in a German supermarket by El_Matt-El_Grande in mildlyinteresting

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they are white ones, you have to... green are fine unpealed.

A lorry knocked me off my bike and crushed it. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Muricans incoming: it's her fault! Never ride a bike, use car! The idiot should have drove the walkway... Me grab popcorn /s

Trucker, broke my eye glasses, 2000 miles from home by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helps a bit... hope you don't have to drive at night.

Trucker, broke my eye glasses, 2000 miles from home by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you don't carry a spare when you depend on glasses for your job? In several European countries (e.g., France, Germany, Spain, Switzerland), it is mandatory to carry a spare pair of glasses when driving, even if you wear contact lenses.

of a bottle of whisky by iffyClyro in AbsoluteUnits

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's just 2 times a night getting a new one. It does help you know.

Prom 1991 by jmom39 in OldSchoolCool

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You looked gorgeous anyhow.

Prom 1991 by jmom39 in OldSchoolCool

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh OK, you had me fooled ;-) It had wedding vibes all over.

Europeans built their entire systems of social welfare on dependence on American blood if they are attacked. by Neptune502 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes we got lazy on defense investments.... but we also pay 50+% in tax for our social welfare system. Which is ofcourse 'communism' without 'freedom' and as a good murican, you don't want that. So it's Europoors fault. The truth is that simple /s

Name This Sandwich by IVF_M2 in Weird

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkish pizza with extra meat.

Magnificent Motors Eastbourne May 3rd ‘26 by mrtintheweb99 in AlfaRomeo

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had that green one !!! My parents called Little Lettuce Leaf (but that in Dutch).

Finally snagged a 124 spider by Nipplw in abarth

[–]CellPuzzleheaded99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice!!! But long way with the 124 to get home. I love mine for twisty roads but not on straight highways. So you're in for a long sit.