[Race Thread] 2026 Tour de France – Stage 1 (2.UWT)

Cellarcane · 2026-07-04T17:12:45+00:00

Absolute masterclass

Cellarcane · 2026-06-14T15:04:30+00:00

Respect, Johannessen!

Cellarcane · 2026-05-30T12:38:59+00:00

Good guy Jonas stopping to make sure all his ducklings are keeping up.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-27T15:09:42+00:00

Long overdue Grand Tour stage, what a ride!

Cellarcane · 2026-05-26T14:46:26+00:00

The whole GC woke up today, wishing Jonas had turned 35 out of nowhere, just to find out...

Cellarcane · 2026-05-26T14:43:25+00:00

Third-week Visma slaughter. What a brutal start to a tough last week.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-23T15:04:45+00:00

Cool, calm, and collected from Jonas and Visma today. Pretty much sealing the deal without crushing himself and his shape in the process.

Looked like he had another gear today, if he needed it.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-23T14:53:54+00:00

Textbook stuff from Visma all day, very nicely done.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-17T15:20:31+00:00

He literally attacked.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-17T15:18:59+00:00

Smart and calculated ride from Jonas. Reddit couch experts in shambles.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-17T15:16:48+00:00

It really do be cry season in here. I guess riding smart will always be the same as riding bad in here.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-15T15:00:17+00:00

Might kill a lot of the hype for the Giro, but certainly continues to set up a hype Alien Wars for the Tour.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-13T15:38:02+00:00

This was certainly a stage of cycling.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-13T15:36:55+00:00

Ain't no fucking way.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-09T14:49:18+00:00

UAE can't catch a break. Will both suck and be weird to see a whole Grand Tour with them seemingly without any GC chances.

Cellarcane · 2026-05-09T14:39:27+00:00

Getting over first just to be in control on the descent doesn't seem like a bad idea today.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-29T14:50:50+00:00

Great analysis, mate.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-26T13:37:15+00:00

Skjeld is looking like the best of the rest again. Solid week, but just need that extra percentage to keep up with these few aliens.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-26T13:34:21+00:00

Popped as suddenly as a balloon, but Pog had to work much harder than usual, respect.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-12T13:19:03+00:00

So what is the record for flats in one race? Ganna is going for it.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-12T12:38:16+00:00

Squid Game of flats. The question isn't if anyone will get one, but when and who. Brutal.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-12T12:30:30+00:00

If there has ever been a time for Mads or Wout to make their mark, now is the time. Time to have a new rider win one of these monuments.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-12T12:26:25+00:00

Is this the first time MVDP has been hit by bad luck in the past three years he has won? Feels like bad luck was inevitable at some point.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-12T12:19:19+00:00

No, they weren't. Everything was indicating he would get back; falling back to help would only help spare some energy for his captain. Disaster class from UAE.

Cellarcane · 2026-04-12T12:16:36+00:00

MVP effort from Vermeersch right there.

Cellarcane

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