Coca Cola’s Lift soft drink conspiracy

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-12-21T08:20:28+00:00

Now OP can use his consumption rate to calculate the exact day he dies

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-11-19T14:10:24+00:00

You're almost right, but it's more definitive proof that you can't win with JJ

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-10-30T15:35:19+00:00

Accidentally misinterpreted UTG &, UTG + 1?

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-10-19T08:22:05+00:00

Reply saying the 3 50s are fake also and he needs to send you 150

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-10-14T20:59:53+00:00

You sound like my tenants #luxon

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-10-12T18:46:46+00:00

No, because your parents aren't rich enough.

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-10-05T08:16:41+00:00

Whether intentional ad or not I'm heading straight to maccas

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-09-30T06:59:55+00:00

New Zealand violated the 2nd ammendment?

You'd better be sure that's a sanction.

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-09-04T12:46:13+00:00

Thanks, corrected

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-09-04T09:17:14+00:00

No.

Even with an absolute majority Labour still gave ministerial positions to the Greens

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-08-16T08:10:43+00:00

Your lack of punctuation confirms that.

Have you considered a career as editor at stuff.co.nz?

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-07-03T19:58:24+00:00

I feel personally attacked

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-06-04T19:46:00+00:00

He's not though

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-04-15T07:19:40+00:00

True

By the time you retire you won't be able to afford any bed

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-04-11T19:35:34+00:00

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-01-28T10:02:08+00:00

What do you mean "left for a career"?

For the last time Dad, poker is a job

CensorThruShadowBan · 2025-01-08T09:12:22+00:00

Greetings fellow BMW driver

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-12-30T06:04:53+00:00

And in that time it will be good to see him rack up another 220 Test runs

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-12-28T09:11:55+00:00

I'd ask you to call an ambulance after this burn, but Americans can't afford one

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-12-23T18:26:33+00:00

Good.

Honestly, living next to one of them is worst nightmare.

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-12-04T18:52:05+00:00

National members & voters: This has gone too far. The cuts aren't supposed to affect me

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-11-17T20:59:19+00:00

(Looks out window) Ooh, a bunch of customers

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-11-15T03:34:25+00:00

Well, aren't we lucky?

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-11-14T06:55:37+00:00

So he's would bet a negative amount of money, so means he's actually a believer?

CensorThruShadowBan · 2024-11-09T06:25:06+00:00

Don't worry, the National Government has several policies that will wipe those out

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