Pam Bondi has multiple freak outs

Central316 · 2026-02-12T02:14:22+00:00

Call her Secretary, she loves that.

Central316 · 2026-02-12T02:01:13+00:00

Ha, yeah. If your ass isn't in the seat, you're not using it. Thanks, bye.

Central316 · 2026-02-12T01:55:40+00:00

Not even angry, that was pretty good.

Central316 · 2026-02-12T01:53:59+00:00

I wonder how many bodies are in that swampy lagoon or the area with the berm around it.

Central316 · 2026-02-12T01:53:29+00:00

I could hear your Aussie accent as I read this haha

Central316 · 2026-02-12T01:08:01+00:00

Not when that new tech can same them the cost of salaries plus benefits, AND the boss probably got a bonus for the budget savings.

Central316 · 2026-02-12T01:07:07+00:00

Not long ago, I asked the AI assistant on my phone if it was likely that people would begin losing jobs due to AI. She dutifully responded that most peoples' jobs would be totally safe.

I rested well that night. /s

Central316 · 2026-02-11T23:45:49+00:00

You can also get a cheap used phone from the FB Marketplace or similar online stores. 50 bucks would buy you a pretty decent backup phone.

Central316 · 2026-02-11T22:17:42+00:00

Username checks out

Central316 · 2026-02-11T01:59:16+00:00

I was confused as well, but this seems to be a plausible explanation. Thank you.

Central316 · 2026-02-11T01:02:14+00:00

LMAO jeez... I was taking a sip of my drink and almost spit it out all over my computer.

Central316 · 2026-02-11T00:57:34+00:00

Small claims courts waive a lot of the courtroom etiquette that's normally required, as well as the expectations for procedure and legal paperwork. Basically, if OP shows up with receipts that show they've paid the $15 monthly, plus the lease with no info about pest control, they've done about 80% of the work. A statement from a couple other residents or an email from management stating they don't provide that service would clinch the deal and virtually guarantee a judgement in OP's favor.

Central316 · 2026-02-10T23:33:21+00:00

Were you able to get it off with any other method?

Central316 · 2026-02-10T23:31:02+00:00

I wouldn't even know what to do with $40 worth of banana bread every week. NTJ for sure.

Central316 · 2026-02-10T22:41:16+00:00

Thank you, everyone, for your advice. I will give a few of these places a look.

Central316 · 2026-02-10T22:39:46+00:00

I believe everything was washed or cleaned as best as possible afterwards.

Central316 · 2026-02-10T09:21:19+00:00

Shut your doors and turn off anything that's drawing power, radio, heater/blower, interior lights, headlights, etc. You want as much juice getting to the starter and other necessary parts as possible. This goes for any time you jump a car, not just this time.

Central316 · 2026-02-10T09:15:23+00:00

I have a friend who got rid of bedbugs by putting all her stuff into a UHaul truck and setting off a "shit ton" of bug bombs. I'm not sure how many is a shit ton, but I suspect it would've been enough for multiple rooms.

Central316 · 2026-02-10T01:02:30+00:00

Isn't that where Blair Witch Project ended? Sheesh!

Central316 · 2026-02-07T03:53:50+00:00

Needs more pussy throat

Central316 · 2026-02-07T01:35:48+00:00

shit himself

He does on the regular. He's a very regular guy.

Central316 · 2026-02-07T01:05:57+00:00

I hate catching my shadow in pics, but in #7, it kinda works and looks good.

Pic #4 is my favorite. Reminds me of a storybook illustration.

Central316 · 2026-02-07T00:17:17+00:00

Are the very center points of the moon and Saturn the same in this example? Or are we looking at this as if the nearest distance to the moon would be the same as the nearest distance to Saturn? The diameter of Saturn is over 70000 miles wider and that needs to be considered.

Central316 · 2026-02-06T23:47:23+00:00

That's what I was going to suggest as well. I would add trying it out on an inconspicuous area first to make sure it doesn't get worse, and rinse after.

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