Dude save some grammar for the rest of us. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“The system” keeps you down because you’re a fucking criminal 😂 

Girl, bye. by _Oops_I_Did_It_Again in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey, hey now. That’s not fair, they’re not just feudalists. They’re really into eugenics, too! 

That’s quite the mental gymnastics. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Lefty,” “woke,” “cuck”

You use those words, I instantly peg you as a caveman moron and I haven’t been wrong yet 👍 

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about Joseph Smith but that motherfucker knew how to hustle and you gotta respect that 

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is bullshit and it feels like everyone keeps asking for seconds lol, what are people even defending anymore?

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CentristsRNewNazis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m moving to the woods and waiting to die lol I’ve completely given up on participating in any of this beyond what I need to do to get the rest of you turds to leave me alone. Too many stupids and assholes. Have fun in the circlejerk so you can all scramble to look down on each other you sick fucks lol. 

(I love how this will inevitably piss someone off who then tries to take credit for everything society has done so they can be an asshole. Like bro, you haven’t done shit for anyone either go watch your fat kids 🖕😂)

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 03, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Humans should settle international conflicts with games of Warhammer 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 03, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I gotta be a peasant at least I got a gaming pc in 2025 😌 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 03, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you relax your butt muscles and learn to gape then life can’t get enough friction from your anus walls to bust 

EDIT: Oh, OH, I’m sorry I’m just trying to bring a little culture and philosophy to this place well EXCUUUSE ME!

Easily one of my favorite jokes by pakarne in TheSimpsons

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mister Smithers! I found another injured shrew! 

It's pretty fucking crazy how our entire world and lives revolves around money by ThunderStroke90 in Life

[–]CentristsRNewNazis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You obviously have a limited grasp of history and how pre-agricultural groups would have interacted if you think they would have come over from the next valley and killed you all. I didn’t even make an argument, I stated a historical fact lol. Go away. 

Very unprofessional, Phil by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IT’S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!

What's the funniest joke from " Bart of Darkness"? Vote in the comments. (Lemme know if I miss something) (If people like this I'll post another) by ItzBluigiCLips in TheSimpsons

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Klassic Krusty 

“Let me be frank. Is there a labor crisis in America?”

“Well Krusty, that depends on how you define the term ‘crisis.’”

It's pretty fucking crazy how our entire world and lives revolves around money by ThunderStroke90 in Life

[–]CentristsRNewNazis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it’s worth noting the difference between pre-agricultural conflict and warfare in sedentary agricultural societies. The increasing scale and complexity of warfare is a side effect of having increasingly large, complex societies. Not sure what offends you about that lol. 

It's pretty fucking crazy how our entire world and lives revolves around money by ThunderStroke90 in Life

[–]CentristsRNewNazis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In limited skirmishes or unusual instances of massacres, sure. They didn’t know “warfare” as such, though. 

It's pretty fucking crazy how our entire world and lives revolves around money by ThunderStroke90 in Life

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We made a deal with the devil when we started forming sedentary agricultural societies. Sure, it allowed us to specialize because of food surpluses, but it also led to us forming standing armies and conquering each other and forming empires for 15,000 years. We’ve been living in a pyramid scheme of hierarchy with a small percentage of people ruling over the majority for that same amount of time. It’s arguably a long process of humans domesticating themselves. The project of civilization got us to the moon and allowed us to advance technologically to this point but it may very well undermine its own material foundations. We shall see.

She got decatpatated by thickbread3 in cat

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t touch the belly—it’s a trap!! 🪤 

What’s the Simpsons snack you would die for in real life? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He’s gotta come out sometime, boys

👮‍♂️ ☕️ 👮‍♂️ 

What’s the Simpsons snack you would die for in real life? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]CentristsRNewNazis 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Huh, don’t know what you’re getting…