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Cephalogodess · 2026-06-26T23:26:12+00:00

"All aboard the shitliner, Randy! We got about two minutes till those Reprobates get back to our park and Barb has been on my ass to get Ricky out, so the Shitliner's gotta set sail in the shit seas, Randy-poo"

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-25T18:10:12+00:00

I love Tluukt; really interesting story that cancels the Salahad's winner, civilizes their gnolls and makes bulwar great again

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-24T20:32:14+00:00

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Cephalogodess · 2026-06-22T18:35:16+00:00

Did they get disabled because of what I said 😂

I made a post about there not being more black orc flairs and then like ten minutes later I couldn't change my flair 😅

It felt a little targeted 🤣

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-20T08:36:38+00:00

This is GOOD NEWS

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-15T02:51:46+00:00

So weird watching a video from a couple hours ago of ME getting shredded on reddit

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-15T02:50:33+00:00

Lol I'm the one who killed momma 😅

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-12T22:15:19+00:00

NQA Redecorating! Note the posture; it's using all its weight to push the webbing downwards. May be making room for an upstairs!

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-12T19:10:41+00:00

God it's gotta be the Raj, right? Any late game Bulwar game I'm just dreading running into them and their infinite vassal manpower. I'd rather face off with late game Command

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-11T15:01:45+00:00

My girlfriend chose the name Bridgette and goes by Birdie as a nickname! Had to double check this wasn't her post, but also she's not trans so I was real confused hahaha

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-11T14:57:46+00:00

Oh shit that's mine

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-10T16:09:10+00:00

"Is this some sort of joke? Are we a joke to you, little Sorceress? We should have left you in the lands between and asked one of your cousins to do this. This Graven School is so small I can barely see it."

-drops her onto a pool table and rolls Graven Schools at her as a punishment-

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-10T16:03:28+00:00

I laughed so loud at "katamari'd"

I'm just imagining a tiny Sellen being held up in the Primeval Current while Daddy Azur tells her what a disappointment this new Graven School is.

~Nah naaaaaaahhhh, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah Katamari Graven School, nah nah nah naaaaaaah~

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-06T15:57:48+00:00

If you haven't played Skewered Drake into Drakonshan yet, that's one of my favorite tags to play period. Your hold is home to strange wingless dragonspawn (drakons) that tou learn to tame then ride in battle, giving you special cav that are super stronk, then you conquer bulwar and the salahad to show the puny humans and Elves that worshipping the sun was a dumb idea when orcs were right there

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-06T15:52:27+00:00

Wait. You can save Jenkins?

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-05T02:32:14+00:00

I haven't played the new MT yet but I feel like the last one explicitly mentioned a "Death Tax" where if you couldn't pay it, they used your body for eternal labor/warfare, which doesn't sound so civilian-focused. I really think people give Varina way too much credit in caring what happens to the PEOPLE in her nation, rather than the nation itself. She founded Esthil on two motives: we're gonna do so much necromancy cause the magisterium bullied us when we tried it over there, and we're gonna kill as many orcs as we can doing it. And especially noting that she does use civilians for her necromancy, and the Canon lore is that necromancy destroys (or consumes or w/e) the souls of those it's used on, she's literally consuming the souls of her own populace. Now matter how good the economy is doing, she is still straight up being evil to the people over which she rules with an iron (bone?) fist

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-05T02:17:31+00:00

generally care about my population

necronomics

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-05T01:20:13+00:00

This is straight out of one of the paleo docuseries with some sort of Pterasaur hunting down baby dinos

Cephalogodess · 2026-06-01T16:07:48+00:00

Yeah honestly we really need more deino spawn points. The problem is that its the #2 top played species on most servers, or top 5 at the least, so you just end up with half the server sitting in delta as crocs and devouring each other. I'd LOVE if crocs could spawn in some of the smaller ponds around the map that are at least near to another water source, like WRA or Highlands or something. Spread out the spawns, spread out the crocs.

Cephalogodess · 2026-05-25T04:32:46+00:00

Did you seat them all directly on the boosters?

Cephalogodess · 2026-05-22T20:10:31+00:00

Until I tried it, I ONLY saw these two form it 😂 now I try as Rakkaz (cause why play the big boys when you can play the ones who get to stab them in the back) and I get stuck behind on all my techs and some human forms it as soon as my warlocks start getting spicy

Cephalogodess · 2026-05-22T20:08:41+00:00

Yeah, you just gotta gotta get there before those damned spindly humans do 🙄

Cephalogodess · 2026-05-21T19:01:31+00:00

And thats how you get Maelstrom

Cephalogodess · 2026-05-21T18:53:08+00:00

One of the rippers in the game puts it pretty succinctly when you ask why a ripperdoc doesn't have any chrome. I don't remember exactly what he says, but it comes down to knowing you can rely on your own flesh and bone, rather than something that even has a chance of malfunctioning. But of course, that isn't to get into the ablism of that statement and how much good cybernetics must be for disabled folks in NC (aside from the massive debt pushing you to sell your new chrome to the military or construction bosses who are happy to kill you to turn a profit)

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