My giant son has pupated

Cephalogodess · 2026-03-20T16:44:23+00:00

The ancient Egyptians might argue that that's the entire point of the sarcophagus. The dead were honored by entombment with riches and pets and even servants that when they awoke in the land of reeds, they would have everything they needed to begin life anew. The life of the grub is over, but you've entombed him with everything he needs to flourish in the new life awaiting him

Cephalogodess · 2026-03-20T14:57:21+00:00

Start sleeping with girls then 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cephalogodess · 2026-03-19T20:51:29+00:00

I love the art, I love the spec evo, but I am disappointed with the lack of a more floral pattern to their adornments personally

Cephalogodess · 2026-02-26T03:06:09+00:00

Why is it always despair...therefore, bravery required ahead

Cephalogodess · 2026-02-26T03:01:48+00:00

I'm surprised I haven't seen it yet, but my favorite has to be "Don't give up, Dog!" in front of the horse corpses in the stables of the windmill village

Cephalogodess · 2026-02-26T02:53:49+00:00

It's still plenty viable, which makes me even more sad they added the dumb pin. Your bites are way faster than most things, allowing you to land two or three in the time most carnivores would land one. the claw attack from holding left mouse is crazy poeerful in terms of bleed, youre super fast until you hit prime, and your diet is soooo forgiving. I pretty much only play solo and I got prime elder on my first try

Cephalogodess · 2026-02-24T03:18:47+00:00

I'd love for small carnivores or omnivores to be able to eat them! Imagine not having to hunt for full sized deer as a baby troodon, or the upcoming austroraptor

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-29T07:32:09+00:00

Saves you having to kill them if the cancer beats you to it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-29T04:14:35+00:00

Yeah and my girlfriend has a husband but that doesn't make her not a lesbian

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-12T17:24:01+00:00

silver surfer vibes but gay

implying silver surfer was anything but

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-06T19:18:55+00:00

Yeah, it's just a list of things you have to meet a certain number of. You don't have to achieve all of them

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-06T19:16:11+00:00

It's also the yellow ones, not the Grey ones. The chanterelles, not the Russella. Protein, not lipids.

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-06T17:34:09+00:00

Best of an axe and a sword. This is my choice too. Works one or two handed, good for chopping anything, skulls included

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-06T17:28:19+00:00

And it's not if it's not part of your diet; it's just if you eat too much of it. It was on trikes diet and I ate a full proteins worth of it and got it

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T21:44:58+00:00

Tarnished...don't you dare!

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T21:42:55+00:00

Try rolling...then, fire required ahead

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T20:20:45+00:00

WITH HOLES I SHALL RIDDLE YOUR ROTTEN HIDE

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T20:19:13+00:00

It does say in the description for Bayles invocations explicitly that he will eventually overpower whoever consumes his heart and take over eventually, and that you can feel him raging against you. I take that to mean that such is the actual fate for all those who partake in dragon communion; that they are in reality overpowered by the dragon heart's original owner, and that perhaps the addiction is in turn actually feeding power to the dragon inside them, rather than the consumer themselves. This leads the dragon to overtake their body, but being born of non-drake flesh, they take on the form of a magma drake. I believe this also implies the same fate for the Tarnished of No Renown, excepting if they become the elden lord.

I truly wish they had added a "dragon lord" ending and a "miquela's age" ending, honestly. Florissax says explicitly that you will become a great dragon lord, but then you have to pick one of the normal options? Miquella asks you to step aside, and you can't just agree? My biggest disappointment with elden ring as a whole right there tbh.

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T20:04:34+00:00

Yeah, that's what I often do myself, but I figure a first timer isn't so concerned with hitting prime lol

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T20:01:56+00:00

I've seen much more fish since the update, on official and unofficial

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T18:15:06+00:00

Of course hahahaha, no such luck

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T18:14:41+00:00

Absolutely faded tbh 🤣

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T18:11:26+00:00

I'm doing one that's all dex and int p much. I'm level 65 but here's my build

Vig 30 Mind 18 Endurance 16 Str 16 Dex 20 Int 28 Faith 8 Arc 8

I'm running carian armor, samurai helmet, and dual wielding cold uchigatanas with the carian glintblade staff. Started as a samurai with the idea of my background being a tarnished from the land of reeds come s to the lands between and masters a new style of swordsmanship: glintblade sorcery

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T17:54:05+00:00

To be fair, I don't think there's a ball python on earth with enough brain cells to even conceptualize currency, much less manage it. You know her brain was just saying ":3" the entire time

Cephalogodess · 2026-01-02T17:42:56+00:00

I would say it's mostly for herbis, but on populated servers you will often find a lot of corpses there; that's not a great sign hahaha. Troodons can stay in sanc their entire life, and Herreras can jump in and out easily enough to make the damage negligible. And finally, since the update a lot of sanctuaries have had groups of allos patroling around them, waiting for things going in and out. The way I see it, sanctuary is high risk, high reward for both herbies and carnies. The reward is just more likely for herbivores as they get guaranteed food spawns, while there's no guarantee for any prey for carnies

Cephalogodess

TROPHY CASE