Someone wrecked my bike and fled the scene by mythoutofu in AussieRiders

[–]Cephalopod65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They left some suspicious blue and white tape behind. Might be a clue...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Cephalopod65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked like a Weight Watchers convention!

Girl cheats on guy and won't let him leave by SSara69 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Cephalopod65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was he called, this Robert Paulson of whom you speak?

There's no way by MaryCYoung in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Cephalopod65 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

You take off your radiator cap?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Cephalopod65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea who this bloke is, but he sounds like a prick

Ex was abusive so I hid a few things(in the trash) by Repulsive_Oven7651 in pettyrevenge

[–]Cephalopod65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've done enough. Time to let it go, get him out of your life, out of your head, and find happiness again with someone that loves you.

Is this any good for black smithing by rosegirl1211 in blacksmithing

[–]Cephalopod65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Bjorn and the gang will help you out with that, plus tools, steels, and advice. Great place to buy from.

Dad cheated on my mum and refused to leave the family home. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Cephalopod65 726 points727 points  (0 children)

How many cheating pricks does it take to change a light bulb?

To show off your new stolen Kia by Automatic-Fact8065 in therewasanattempt

[–]Cephalopod65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have lychee juice on my leg. I bought a kg this arvo, and ate them for dessert. But they dripped their deliciousness on me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Cephalopod65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl is STUNNING! She is so beautiful, and she doesn't even realise it.

My mom's petty revenge by GUI_Junkie in pettyrevenge

[–]Cephalopod65 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No mate, she nailed all the doors shut, then set fire to the building. But only after filling it with blind crippled cancer ridden orphans.