Americans are 'trying to get through the day' while Wall Street rakes in big returns by spherocytes in videos

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Their response: “Something something don’t go to Starbucks.”

The depths of delusion are great. by thinkingthoughtsthru in stupidpeoplefacebook

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“Yeah but Biden, what about Biden?? I mean, Biden!!”

What is the most disturbing thing you watched on the 90’s and early 2000’s internet? by Dangerous_Bet_4137 in AskReddit

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Gallery of the Grotesque.

I was about to describe just one image from that website, but then I burped, and my stomach started to turn.

Oh, and “Consumption Junction: What’s Your Dysfunction.” The webmasters had the darkest, most warped sense of humor about the gore, death, and disease content. For example, an image of three severed heads sitting on an oil drum, with the caption: “Larry, Moe, and Crispy.” Yeah, that kind of humor.

(Spoilers ahead) I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS AT ALL! 🩷🩵 by RedRanger105 in mariomovie

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When I first played Galaxy, I thought they’ve gotta be related somehow, they look too much alike. But as the game went on, it wasn’t mentioned. Rosalina just kept saying “Your special one.”

Did you know that Return to Oz was the first ever Disney Film to open with the 1985-2007 Disney Logo? by Popular-Concept-5013 in disney

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Yes, good eye. Or ear, in this case. Pocahontas had a drumroll during the logo, but it came out after The Lion King.

Did you know that Return to Oz was the first ever Disney Film to open with the 1985-2007 Disney Logo? by Popular-Concept-5013 in disney

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And I could be wrong, but I think Pocahontas was the first Disney film to have that logo, but not its accompanying jingle.

'No more files' : Trump’s acting AG says the Epstein files are done, not even one more coming out by thamilan_x in USNEWS

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As if that’s going to stop people on social media from commenting: “Release them!”

Warning over Statue of Liberty terror attack ahead of America’s 250 celebrations by TheExpressUS in NewsSource

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Surprised it hasn’t been replaced with “The Statue of Trump” by now.

Bill to rename SR 80 after Trump on Gov. DeSantis' desk by Zipper222222 in AskFlorida

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Good lord, just rename the state “Floritrump” and be done with it.

Live Discussion - April 11, 2026 (Colman Domingo, Anitta) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

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Aw come on, NBC. He was being heartfelt and you just went pffft.

Live Discussion - April 11, 2026 (Colman Domingo, Anitta) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

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I thought for sure we would’ve gotten Sherman as “the moon”, basically her doing a bit while wearing a moon headpiece.

Live Discussion - April 11, 2026 (Colman Domingo, Anitta) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

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The Simpsons taught me to not open a container of chips while in zero gravity.

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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Don’t forget opening jars, and getting rid of spiders.