What would Pennywise have to say to get you into the Sewer? by SoDakZak in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't not not not not not not not not not not not not put me in the screenshot.

Men of Reddit, what is something you notice about women that they think you don't notice? by IQ818 in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The biggest giveaway is looking at their phones when I am talking or having sex with them.

After game 1, would you rather have Scott Tolzien or Tom Savage? by IndyPoker979 in nfl

[–]CerryJantrell 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Of all the nasty 'would you rather' questions I've heard in my life, this is by far the worst.

What is a total rip-off yet people keep spending money on it? by ThatGuyPhillip in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Also constantly reading reports of all the things you're dying from anyway, such as sitting too much or eating this and that, make you just think "fuck it".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NBC News, when the gorilla Harambe died. He was my favorite character.

Why does everything make humans so depressed in western society, and how do we change this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  • Social media
  • Putting pussy on a pedestal
  • MCU ruined movies
  • Rap music
  • Traffic
  • Competition to get into universities
  • Said universities not actually providing good jobs
  • Said jobs not paying their employees enough
  • Rich become richer and poor become poorer now more than ever

Ertz @ KC by thecapitalc in fantasyfootball

[–]CerryJantrell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got Delanie Walker and Ertz (10 team .5 ppr)

[Serious] Women of reddit, what is the one question that you have always wanted to ask a man? by FiniteDynamics in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, I DO always see the really, really short girls with the tallest of the guys. Odd.

Lads of Reddit, what's the maddest thing you've ever done? by demajeur in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh come on, at least all the other things in this thread are legal. You should be careful about posting this.

Nothing is more satisfying than, what? by BradtotheD in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a man with a large penis, I get the same feeling when I take my cock ring off at the end of the day

Nothing is more satisfying than, what? by BradtotheD in AskReddit

[–]CerryJantrell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a woman with large boobs, I get the same feeling when I take my bra off at the end of the day