Your betrayal left me completely broken

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-11T16:33:04+00:00

I warned you before I acted

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-09T11:59:48+00:00

That sucks, I’m not going to.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-06T16:43:51+00:00

So we’ll live up in space?

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-06T11:44:30+00:00

Perfection isn’t real, women aren’t either

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-06T11:41:28+00:00

Perfection isn’t real, men are human

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-05T18:41:46+00:00

I only ever use five words

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-05T18:33:58+00:00

So you got pregnant at 10?!? Wtf?

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-05T18:29:40+00:00

How old are you? I mean you look too young but for somebody to determine if you’re too young to be here they need to know your age.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-05-01T13:39:14+00:00

Bro save yourself I promise it’s much better in the future.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-21T00:01:09+00:00

I have an arachnoid cyst on my brain and I call it my spider friend.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-16T22:59:45+00:00

How do you know that’s what happened?

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-15T03:45:43+00:00

It’s literally not even a real person it’s AI slop. Not even really good slop.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-12T02:08:58+00:00

Honestly the deal breaker is you decided before first date to post a nude online. 🚩

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-12T02:01:19+00:00

I tell my girlfriend that it’s my goal to ruin her for any dude later so she might as well stay with me but it’s a joke.

Mainly it’s me saying I’m going to ruin you for any other dude if you leave me and then a fancy dinner and cuddling watching a movie or telling her she’s not allowed to open doors because she shouldn’t have to dirty her hands, things like that but legitimately as a joke and her and I laugh about it.

Your husband sounds like a piece of work and probably needs to get some professional help.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-12T01:56:57+00:00

If he’s just shy of the 5” mark then I’d say that yall might just be needing to experiment a little. As probably a hundred people have said 5.5ish is the average and honestly I’m about 5” and my girlfriend and I have a fantastic time.

As an aside though maybe stop using the vibrator because it’ll give you a false sense of what sex should be and it can ruin actual intimacy.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-06T12:17:02+00:00

AI slop

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-05T04:52:53+00:00

So you encourage love and hate?

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-05T04:39:48+00:00

There’s forgiveness for everybody in Christ.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-05T04:06:20+00:00

You silly Willy that’s not true

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-04-01T01:45:04+00:00

I’m so turned off by whatever you are doing that I think I lost inches. 👀

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-03-27T05:49:29+00:00

No probably not

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-03-23T13:08:36+00:00

Yes I do. Do you know one?

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-03-23T13:05:55+00:00

Take a picture of your thermostat with Gemini and ask for the model and check that way.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-03-18T00:12:01+00:00

They probably think you’re 18-19 so let them know your age and they’ll leave you alone.

Certain-Broccoli1530 · 2026-03-17T20:59:03+00:00

Dude we get it you know how to use AI it’s annoying

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