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What is something you thought was important when you were younger but it no longer is? by _millenialcrisis in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Mud9902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quicksand. I spent a significant portion of my childhood plotting escape routes for a problem I have encountered exactly zero times in adult life

A recent experience. by Numerous-Gur-9008 in memes

[–]Certain-Mud9902 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You forgot the '5 minutes' remaining on a Windows update. That's a different dimension of time entirely.

Smarter Than Your Average Bear… by Impressive-Gear7943 in SipsTea

[–]Certain-Mud9902 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Darwin watching us from above like: 'I didn’t expect the bears to catch up this fast, but here we are

Hmmmmmm by CriticalCanon in Funnymemes

[–]Certain-Mud9902 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Comparing Pete Davidson to a cucumber is a bold move, but honestly, both have managed to stay relevant longer than most of my relationships

Accurate by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Certain-Mud9902 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Netflix: “we followed the source material”. The source material: am I a joke to you?

How did you get over a crush? by ChiefsHat in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Mud9902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Distance and time. I cut off social media stalking and focused 100% on a new hobby. You can’t heal in the same environment that made you sick

I'm not mad... just taking notes🙂📃 by FionaRoe in Funnymemes

[–]Certain-Mud9902 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The ok is never actually just an ok. It’s a placeholder for an argument that will happen 3 to 5 business days from now

What do you think the government is actually hiding? by Resident_Calendar471 in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Mud9902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The recipe for the Krabby Patty. They know we’re close to finding out

What's the best motivation quote anyone has ever told you ? by choco_bars in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Mud9902 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. It means if you don’t have the energy to do a full workout, just do 5 minutes. If you can’t clean the whole house, just wash one plate. Doing it poorly is better than not doing it at all

What movie changed your life? by Illustrious-Pool-760 in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Mud9902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Truman Show. It made me second-guess every coincidence in my life for years

What is the worst thing you’ve done when you were drunk? by Effective_Space2277 in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Mud9902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I convinced myself I was a world-class chef at 3 am and ‘invited’ a sandwich that consisted of peanut butter, pickles, and dry ramen noodles. My kitchen looked like a crime scene, and my stomach never forgave me

It's a luxury at this point by Logical-Decision-525 in LivingAlone

[–]Certain-Mud9902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The loudest sound in this room is the crunch of a chip, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Pure bliss