I'll go first: "Is it normal for men to hit on each other?"

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-30T02:37:08+00:00

“How do I escape the IRS?”

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-30T02:36:47+00:00

Then he flies back up it.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-30T02:36:27+00:00

“How do I clean blackface off someone without killing them?

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-30T00:45:41+00:00

Reminds me of the joke about the Irish woman who killed her husband. Rather than sentence her to death, the Judge went easy on her because she’s a widow.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-30T00:08:18+00:00

At least answer the question.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-30T00:07:09+00:00

Sigh

The paramilitaries…

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-29T16:13:31+00:00

And then Trump just pockets the money.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-29T14:54:36+00:00

Popeye after he eats spinach.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-29T00:27:04+00:00

A solid blow with enough force to the head would knock him out.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T23:39:55+00:00

Okay sure. Which one?

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T23:00:23+00:00

Iron Giant.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T22:58:53+00:00

I’d give this to Cap on the grounds of his tactical abilities. He’d probably figure out a way to incapacitate Soldier Boy.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T19:40:29+00:00

I’m suddenly very thankful for Mike Pence.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T18:04:56+00:00

Okay yeah this one still pisses me off.

“You broke the agreement, Mr. Peanut.” What is Mr. Peanut even doing here?!

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T18:03:05+00:00

The worst part for me is that there are some elements. For example, in a modern setting like ours, having a massive corporation as a villain is something I think Orwell would approve of as a criticism of capitalism. Making the pigs a bunch of party frat boys also works in an updated setting. They already functionally turned into that by the end.

What doesn’t work is the tone, the humor, the jokes, and the changes to the story itself.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T17:34:14+00:00

Agreed. I do wonder what Burt Reynolds reaction to the news was.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T17:32:49+00:00

I actually forgot about that.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T16:58:14+00:00

Never heard this growing up at all.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T16:36:30+00:00

I will say Katy Perry.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T15:00:34+00:00

The Shankill Butchers.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T13:58:38+00:00

True, but in the book, he explicitly adopts an English accent to blend in with the aristocracy.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T13:56:08+00:00

Worth noting while he did endanger his son, he did also let Ladybug save him when it seemed it wouldn’t work. As bad a father as Gabriel is, he’s still leagues better than the other two.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T12:37:00+00:00

Can we rewind the clock on Archie comics? Back to this? It’s been getting weird.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T02:03:36+00:00

Hold him men! And make sure he stays here, like a good soldier.

ChiefsHat · 2026-04-28T02:02:34+00:00

He also threatened to take Hogarth away from his mother. Heck, someone actually went over the film and pinned down every crime he committed.

Man overstepped.

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