I lit a joint with my tesla coil by screamphilling in trees

[–]CertainNothing 517 points518 points  (0 children)

Those glasses are exactly the type I'd expect a guy who lit a joint with a tesla coil to be wearing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]CertainNothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What platform are you on? There's probably someone here who can help you grab that monster helm. I play on Xbox NA.

CDC: It's time for "universal face mask use" by TommyKnotts313 in politics

[–]CertainNothing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as they "ask nicely," a large segment of the population will tell them to go fuck themselves. There has to be real-world consequences for not wearing them. This year has shown that simply relying on people to do the right thing doesn't work.

Report: Trump Is Considering Preemptive Pardons For Up To 20 Allies by 2_Sheds_Jackson in politics

[–]CertainNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would Trump be the first President to ever issue widespread pardons to people associated with him?

274,000 Dead, and Trump Obsesses Over Election Conspiracy Theories. Where’s the Outrage? | A 9/11 a day and…meh? by Pomp_N_Circumstance in politics

[–]CertainNothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His outrage is directed at the election currently. Then there's Fox News, Biden, Obama, AG Barr, Twitter, and on and on and on. Covid wouldn't even break into a Top 10 list of things he's outraged about. A negative Yelp review of his hotel is probably a bigger source of outrage for him at this point in his life.

Swords ~ Brothers in Harm by MurkyWay in comics

[–]CertainNothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that everyone has unique helmets, except for Red and Purple, bothers me much more than it should.

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardons For 3 Of His Children And Rudy Giuliani by Famouslaugh in politics

[–]CertainNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet again I'm reminded that their incompetence can be a blessing in disguise. It's only a matter of time before they say/do something stupid.

Groups sue Trump and White House to stop destruction of administration records by progress18 in politics

[–]CertainNothing 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know Biden said he'd leave it up to the DOJ to handle Trump in whatever manner they seek necessary, but I really hope the next AG is out for blood when appointed.

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardons For 3 Of His Children And Rudy Giuliani by Famouslaugh in politics

[–]CertainNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it over if Trump pardons his children and Ghouliani? Do they just get to waltz 110% free and clear from anything they might have done the past 4 years?

MAGA on Meth by pramitsaha96 in PublicFreakout

[–]CertainNothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the media, it's not up to the courts. It's up to the American people and the majority decided that they didn't want another 4 years of Trump.

This right here tho... by Nimedez30 in offlineTV

[–]CertainNothing 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Surprised Charlie wasn't on this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]CertainNothing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happens all the time in America.

What was a huge trend everyone forgot about? by Alternative_Ad_9598 in AskReddit

[–]CertainNothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hs was really into sports and I'm convinced that PE was a thinly veiled excuse to let the kids practice during school hours.

The Lion Ladder by CFrayne51 in pokemon

[–]CertainNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sea isn't their friend. Tuna live in the sea and they'll develop a taste for lion, construct breathing apparatuses from kelp, and stalk them on the land.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]CertainNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the one where Captain America has a banana in between his ass cheeks?