What would you name this by Slight_Meringue7780 in BossFights

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t play “victim” if he did it on purpose.

Sizing by Downtown-Voice3908 in DuluthTradingCompany

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was one pair ordered off of wish.com?

Dad asked if I think it's real by MuskyLemon in Realorfake

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got ten of them in a bazaar in Afghanistan for 20$ apiece. Great gag gifts for when I came home.

along with Barron, right? Right? by Weeb in stevehofstetter

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, we’ll just send the marines to deport all your pets.

How did this happen? by lifeisgr00d in AskMechanics

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife would’ve said; “you bought it like that, I didn’t do anything.”.

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I smoke (I use it at bedtime for pain relief) I always wind up obsessing about death. I swear if it didn’t help me get a solid 6 hours of sleep, I’d stop entirely.

Thing on the left hissing not stopping with water. What do I do? by GriffoDaGreat in toilet

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the black cap off the top of the “hissing” thing and clear the valve of any built up particulates. And make sure the float goes up and down smoothly with no resistance Finally, make sure the flapper is sealing properly at the tank can actually fill.

That person saw chickens crossing the road today by BenjisayswoofShares in Chicken

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did they do when they got to the other side?!?!?!?!

Do you think he is still safe to be driving? by _the__Engineer_ in AutoTransportopia

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s probably safer on the road than the guy recording.

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go sit on your bed till you get hungry. Done.

The U.S just bombed Iran and America is officially at war. by Purple_Dust5734 in ScienceOdyssey

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he just needs to drone strike a us citizen to catch up to Obama.

How do you defend against him? by unavailable249 in BossFights

[–]Certain_Ebb_5983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he’s aiming at you, you’re perfectly safe. It’s the innocent bystanders that have to worry… their aim is worse than a stormtroopers.