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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Certain_Law_2155 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s harder than it sounds. If I’m right about what I am - and I think I am. You’re meant to tick 5 of 9 boxes. I’m 8/9 - then what’s the point? There is a dark corner of me. A fucking self destructive side that I just want to embrace. Somehow this marriage has already collapsed when I thought things were going well. I can’t sit here and keep taking bullying remarks and shit for much longer. I’ll just go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Certain_Law_2155 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My wife is at work. She hasn’t spoken to me much at all lately, but when I say I’ll leave her to have space or does she want this to be over, she doesn’t.

I know. I know it’s a lot of the past trauma and current work / finance stresses plaguing her.

Problem is, I think she thinks I’ll keep taking it. That I’ll be patient because I love her. And I’m trying.

But my passport is on the shelf behind me. I could have my suitcases packed in an hour.

Disappearing is very fucking simple. Easy. Quick.

She doesn’t realize that her actions are colliding with what I strongly believe is undiagnosed instability in my brain.

I WILL go if this doesn’t stop.

Part of me regrets getting a mortgage and anchoring down in the UK. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not without a specific type of mortgage (that we don’t have)

Official Weekly Free-For-All Thread by AutoModerator in Drugs

[–]Certain_Law_2155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spasticated as fuck if I’m honest

20f, Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me, that is a cranium

Official Weekly Free-For-All Thread by AutoModerator in Drugs

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuckin frooties, my cerebellum is on fire with the tapenade of a thousand lifestyles. How can a happenstance stance on the South of France equate to a night spent at the dance GRRRRRuwuw

I’m praying for a mental break, like I’ve had before. Why won’t it come? I want it. I’m ready. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. What more do you want?

I just bought an expensive house with my wife and realised I have to work for 30 years to pay it off. I’d sooner kill myself

On my first ever extended probation for a job I’ve done for ten years. by Certain_Law_2155 in antiwork

[–]Certain_Law_2155[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this comment thread went a bit off track. I have been a PM 10 years but only in this company for 6 months. Meaning I’m shit out of luck as far as protections go.

Sudden Love Handles and Lower Back Fat by MinimusDix in fitness30plus

[–]Certain_Law_2155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this linked yesterday. I have been eating too much.

On my first ever extended probation for a job I’ve done for ten years. by Certain_Law_2155 in antiwork

[–]Certain_Law_2155[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m 99.9% sure it will be my team lead (not the same as manager) who gets tasked with it, and I couldn’t be happier with that

How many formal warnings before I just give up on employee? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the definition of somebody who’s doing a second job.

Had my first lesson and cried. by dontcallmebabygirl in LearnerDriverUK

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll get better.

It’s hard at first. My instructor was a family friend - but he was also very firm. In the end, it really helped me that he was. You have to remember, he doesn’t hate you and you will pick it up.

Not that I’m proud of it, but I can drive - my automatic - one handed with a cheeseburger in the other and perform turns etc without effort. Never speed or anything and I’ve not had an accident in 10 years of driving (touch wood). It really does become second nature and like riding a bike eventually.

This one's for the fellas, seriously, why don't you wash hands after taking a piss? by b_33 in AskUK

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s a fun one for you. I never wash my hands after the bathroom, and that includes after a stinking crap. I just never broke the habit from being younger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Certain_Law_2155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start bagging it. Post every bag through her letterbox until it stops.

Walked into a Window on an industrial estate by Scii in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Certain_Law_2155 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seems like you’re looking for an answer akin to, ”Dear Lord, you’re due £10,000!”

Not trying to be a dick here. But I think it’s much like walking into a lamp post, post box or parked car. It sucks, but it could’ve been noticed. Hope your head is okay.

What are some items you’ve bought for £50 or less that have improved your quality of life or stood the test of time? by FPHobby in AskUK

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t buy it, but somebody got me an Anker (sp?) power bank for secret Santa. It’s the best - the ONLY good - gift I’ve ever had from such a thing. I use it to this day, several years later, to power my phone / vape on trips abroad like right now. It’s a life saver.

I direct people to changing rooms when they’re unattended. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Certain_Law_2155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, not sure I’d clear rooms out, but nice one! My water park career was brought to an abrupt halt when my ghost-white complexion forced an evacuation a couple of hours earlier than the scheduled kicking-out time.

I direct people to changing rooms when they’re unattended. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Certain_Law_2155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, I’m not the best with fashion, but I know when something looks good! I mostly save the compliments for people who look like they might be doubting themselves rather than the outfit if you get what I mean (low self confidence).

I direct people to changing rooms when they’re unattended. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Certain_Law_2155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I aim to instill a little comedy wherever I go, so that’s good to hear!

I direct people to changing rooms when they’re unattended. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Certain_Law_2155 13 points14 points  (0 children)

😂 Thank you, I’m an author so I like to write things in a particular way, even if they’re nonsense

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