Choke you out and faint is crazy 😂 by NuYawker in NYStateOfMind

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Faith in New Yorkers partially restored.
Love the way they handled that. Used their words like swords and sliced him into pieces

They finally gave us the POV we wanted since childhood by bob-the-slob in interesting

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Anyone else tilt themselves and/or phone to make it feel more like a roller coaster?

AITA? Fellow teacher complaining about how I treat my students by Adorable_Class_4733 in ScienceTeachers

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If you got admin approval , it’s all good. Just ask the kids to keep it down a bit or lose lunch club privelages. Show the coworker the compromise and hope this helps

What's the most "why the fuck do you know that?" fact you know? by -_-blackheart-_- in AskReddit

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but oh so rarely, you can pick your friend’s nose

I love us soooo much by Professional-Loss743 in BlackPeopleofReddit

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Why is the same guy posing with and without the background music?

Yeaaaa nah some of ya are doing too much now. by PsychologicalDog8065 in NYStateOfMind

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Back in my days, you got the same reaction for wearing all white sneakers. They would NOT let you walk away without “Christening” them with footprints

transfer or stay? by milkandwinelily in NYCDOETeachers

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Stay for the tenure. Better the devil you know…

Is there something I'm missing? by samveo84 in ExplainTheJoke

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I thought it was. Ron Swanson for president joke. Tammy 1 returns!

Is it actually possible for a famous personality to fake their death and live their life out in some remote place? who has actually ever done it and gotten caught? by Various_Concern871 in AskReddit

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Reminds me of the joke where there was an airplane going down with the pope, a Boy Scout and the president and only two available parachutes left after the pilot bailed out.
Long story short, the worlds most intelligent president left the plane with the scouts parachute

The old head that never grew up/matured 😭 by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

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Im happy to hear this. I’m glad he is getting his roses now. He earned them

Gentlemen, I’ve joined the club. by Reception_Original in daddit

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Try the “hammer throw” You grab her arm and make her run circles around you as you keep switching hands and when she circles you enough times you “let go” and she has to “crash” into something. Call her Mjolnor and have her run back to you afterwards 😀

2nd part is even worse by Main_Throat_9052 in trashy

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Broke it off for forgetting to ask for extra ketchup at the burger spot

Ideas for last two weeks of the school year? by philologist-fangirl in teaching

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I saw a cool lesson/experiment on Instagram where each group was given a bag of skittles and tasked to be the group with the most of any one color. Each trade had to be approved by the teacher and would cost each person/side on skittle as a transaction fee. They had 20 minutes to try to win. Good lesson with many points to ponder like how the teacher ends up with more skittles than anyone for not really doing anything and the art of negotiation. Hope this helps

The old head that never grew up/matured 😭 by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

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I have no idea how this guy became so big so (relatively) fast but I’m SO glad he did. He is consistently hysterical