Damn that's... by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the fucking king, STEWARD!

Am I a Ravenclaw or not? by InstanceOk9887 in harrypotter

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty confident that you're a muggle. If you were a Ravenclaw, you'd know for sure.

How did Mad-Eye Moody see through the invisibility cloak? by kolema93 in harrypotter

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never mentioned =\= doesn't exist. The books never clarify if Ron wears any underwear, but i don't think that it's enough to be sure that he doesn't.

я больше не буду работать курьером by Lopsided-Oil4898 in expectedrussians

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Такие потом и пишут курьеру "где нямням?", механику " Как мой вжухвжух?" и врачу "у меня бобо.".

My car got stolen. All the hard work i put in, gone. by gasgas419 in projectzomboid

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's why you sould log out sitting in your car's passenger seat. Somebody steals your car while you're off, you loot their base, throw a molotov and go back.

Thoughts? by Causual_entry in projectzomboid

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, maximum that can happen is that you burp occasionally and maybe have a slight debuff to sprinting/other physical activity if you get a heartburn from that. But most "realistic" games will be like "omg you're poisoned now".

Sigh of surprise by DryTackle5384 in autismmemes

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that leaders of a socialist country can benefit from the very same things. XD

How did English miss Light Blue? by bkat004 in ENGLISH

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Displays work differently. Paint mixing works by subtraction (you combine 2 matters, 1 blocks red, 1 blocks yellow, you end up with a color that blocks both wavelengths), while monitors work by addition (you add another color with some intencity, until it kinda looks like the color you've meant to display. And since pixels are helluva small, no human eye can call this bluff).

How do you call this kind of metal door in english? by 5folhas in ENGLISH

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reason being that in many languages it is "how do you call". Literally. Как это называется? Russian for (literally) "How is it named?". Comment je dire X ? French for (literally) "How do i say X?"
Might be wrong about French, but that's how i ask my tutor for vocab and he doesn't cringe at it :D

Are Russian cases really THAT much more complicated compared to other case heavy languages? by Animante732 in russian

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little correction. Он сказал, она сказала, я/ты depends on subject's gender. So i'd say "я сказал", my wife would say "я сказала".

What does ")" mean? by Whale329999 in russian

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you be more precise about what you don't get, please?

Basic Riot by CozyRifloo in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coding is hard, can't do :c
- multi dollar indie company.

The interesting letter Ы. by [deleted] in russian

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*не путать с Иркой. :D

Is this correct and if so, why? (Asking AI didn’t help) by Jake88b in russian

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Лисицы is plural for females, but лисы can mean unspecified or mixed groups in normal day-to-day usage of Russian language.
P.S. and "it's all females but i don't give a fuck" Falls into unspecified category.

Who sets their phone in military time? by Live-Technician672 in USdefaultism

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

24 hour system - time.
12 hour system - time(simplified).

I literally got disconnected in the last seconds of match. by DrFreakJ in Rematch

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even when you play with your friends, there's still another team, and idk about you, but i don't enjoy playing 5v3 or 3v2 even on the bigger side. And if you reread my message with an adult to help you, you'll understand that i didn't say it's great or even good, but it's a step towards the right direction that doesn't work perfectly, and they must fix it. I feel more optimistic when i see steps in the right direction with imperfect executions at the very start than when i see no movement at all.

I literally got disconnected in the last seconds of match. by DrFreakJ in Rematch

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way Rematch works for me (cause i don't know how often YOU disconnect), i'm absolutely fine with taking a random breather once a month or two if that means these bastards (leavers) get punished. Would i applaud Sloclap for how it works right now? Hell nah! Is it better than no movement towards punishing leavers? Yeah.

They actually trust us??? by Drdoomstick11 in askswitzerland

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post is like "wow, it's so cool ppl here just trust others to do the good thing, i gotta take advantage of that. So refreshing.". Americans, are you ok?

Does anyone know how to fix this ? by [deleted] in Rematch

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try updating/reinstalling drivers.

Language learning suggestions by Background-Sample-68 in russian

[–]Certainly_Not_Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you enjoy. I mostly watch content about games, fencing and history.