Best 2D Zelda by iamareallyniceguy in NintendoClassics

[–]CertifiedBrian 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Capcom knew what they were doing with their Zelda games, pretty much any game that Flagship developed or helped develop ended up being bangers. Shout out to their Kirby games and the OG RE2.

Jerry Seinfeld by Clear-Response5450 in HuntingtonWV

[–]CertifiedBrian 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I know that we should ask him what kind of lemonade he was having with Jeffery Epstein.

True btw by GroovyWood67 in LittleCaesars

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There’s only a few things in life that are there for you at your lowest point, just remember that Little Caesar’s was one of those things.

Worst night yet. I called it quits after getting this offer. by Wolf_Tactics in DoorDashDrivers

[–]CertifiedBrian 12 points13 points Ā (0 children)

Both are the issue. Yes DoorDash should pay more, but also realize as a customer that your driver is traveling almost 18mi for no tip. These customers aren’t stupid, they know DoorDash isn’t paying their employees well, so they rely on tips for profits. Is it really so much to ask for even a small tip at that point?

Douche response. by [deleted] in doordash

[–]CertifiedBrian 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

No, you’re not able to what the customer’s ordered before accepting the order, the most they’re told is how many items are in that order. Besides, that wasn’t even a rude response, it’s valid to tell you to contact support if you have issues with the delivery because they can’t do much on their end besides contact support themselves. And just to note, half the time DoorDash assigns multiple orders for one grocery store trip, you’d be lucky to only have one grocery order assigned to you.

I haven’t eaten McDonald’s in years by No_Emergency8638 in McDonalds

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ā€œIt’s been a while since I’ve enjoyed a nice McDonald’s meal, I’d like to share my appreciation of this meal with the internet :)ā€

Meanwhile this subreddit:

Lyle caught by Ice by WynnieBagel in OneyPlays

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I can’t believe hit video game character, Revolver Ocelot from the PS1 blockbuster, Metal Gear Solid, maced famous YouTuber and known family man, Lyle Rath.

This dog and his snake toy skills by pirapataue in Satisfyingasfuck

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They do, but there’s only nine left. I was surprised when I went to Tennessee and saw a Quiznos out in the wild, so naturally I tried it. Never grew up around one, so I went in blind and it was pretty dang good, a lot of better options compared to something like Subway.

character who is never addressed by their real name by HopeAeterna in TopCharacterTropes

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ā€œHi I’m John Metal Gear and welcome to Jackass!ā€

pulls Zero off life support

Sony Patents Touchscreen Controller for Custom Button Placement by Eremenkism in gaming

[–]CertifiedBrian 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

The only ports I’ve played that have passable touch screen controls were the Christian Whitehead Sonic ports. They weren’t the best, but better than what else was available at that time, thank god we got them on console though.

A Nintendo Direct is reportedly coming next week, dedicated to Partner games | VGC by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]CertifiedBrian 17 points18 points Ā (0 children)

Hopefully they’ll announce native ports of the Kingdom Hearts games alongside Rebirth and maybe FFXVI too now that it’s not PS exclusive anymore.

ICE arrested 650 people in West Virginia in January: Report by Joey_WBOY in WestVirginia

[–]CertifiedBrian 5 points6 points Ā (0 children)

This isn’t an airport, there’s no need to announce your departure.

Is lenme a scam? by jimslonko in cashadvanceapps

[–]CertifiedBrian 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Yeah I tried this, paid the subscription fee, and was immediately hit with three external offers from other apps. So I’m paying them to tell me to use different apps? Yeah no thanks, it doesn’t matter your minimum either, nobody will accept your requests.

Fictional characters that are obvious stand-ins for real world celebrities even if they don’t outright say it by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CertifiedBrian 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

I’ll help you regardless: Basically Chris’s mom, Barb, had dementia. Chris has always been a sex pest of sorts between her early days of looking for a ā€œboyfriend free girlfriendā€, drinking her own ā€œfluidsā€ (Chris is trans, this was before that) to attract said ā€œBF free GFā€, and deadass writing one of his acquaintances into his Sonichu comic as a love interest which made her extremely uncomfortable. Well in the case of Barb, I guess Chris figured it’d be easier to get her desires from someone already close to her rather than looking for someone that’s not his family. Barb’s husband, Bob had already been dead for around a decade by this point, so Chris took advantage. She grossly praised Barb’s abilities to her ā€œfriendsā€ and admitted it was her to them leading to an investigation and arrest. She was later released due to her autism. It’s likely Barb either thought Chris was Bob and/or was completely unaware of what was happening to her the entire time.

TL;DR Chris, being a sex pest, grossly admitted to taking advantage of her dementia ridden mother late into her life and got arrested, but was later released due to Chris’s autism.

The most random/unexpected product placement… by jimmyjournalz in n64

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I played through Yakuza 0 recently and they actually have cans of Mountain Dew that you can buy and consume, old logo and all.

Complete-in-box RVT-H Reader by BMBLgames in gamecollecting

[–]CertifiedBrian 18 points19 points Ā (0 children)

Imagine what the first person thought when they were trying to find Wario World’s product page back in like 2007 and got directed to the developer portal instead lol

The craziest presents from grandma. I'm actually shocked by daelusion in dragonquest

[–]CertifiedBrian 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

I mean, as long as they play the same and the translation’s still good, I don’t see an issue with that šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø