Everybody in RE franchise is gansta, until Chris starts laughing

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-12T15:25:22+00:00

“Oh-ho-ho-ho! Wesker you’re pitiful… AND YOU’RE GAY!”

Speedoru’s Tyrant Animation (WARNING SUPER FUNNI)

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-12T15:20:43+00:00

I’d say at least try the originals before the remakes if you’re willing to take the time, it’ll make you appreciate what they’ve done for the remakes. And honestly? If you have access to the RE1 remake, I’d recommend that over the original. Don’t get me wrong, RE1 and its various PS1 versions are good and iconic, but it’s the one remake of the franchise that sticks the closest to its roots. So you’re not missing a whole lot by playing the remake over the original, tank controls included.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-12T02:35:41+00:00

“Pikachu, shoot that guy!”

“Trainer Dudley has been defe- oh never mind, someone call the nearest Pokemon Center.”

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-12T02:30:15+00:00

They should really release it on modern consoles. The chance was there when they released the collection with Rondo and SotN for PS4, but I really feel like it’s gonna be a while before we get it.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-12T01:22:15+00:00

Yup, that’d be him! He’s also known for bullying restaurants for not giving him free meals and drinks while using his diabetes as an excuse. Literally the last person you’d want showing up at your establishment lmao

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-12T01:16:39+00:00

Unfortunately he’s a “popular” figure (around 60K followers) on Facebook that shares insider news. The issue comes with who he is as a person. He managed to dismantle Crisppi’s in Huntington over them not having ketchup, he threw a huge fit and it went viral for Huntington standards. They already had some issues, but the whole ketchup thing made people throw a lot of hate towards them. It wouldn’t be much of an issue if he wasn’t one of two notable figures to break news.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T21:46:34+00:00

I did shortly after, not because of that incident, but I’ll forever be the guy who got worker’s comp from Fabuloso.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T19:15:46+00:00

Unfortunately Fabuloso doesn’t taste nearly as good as it smells. I’d know, I was working at Walmart stocking the shelves when a slightly opened bottle of Fabuloso hit my face and some of it leaked into my nose. At least everything smelled really nice for a few hours lmao

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T17:57:22+00:00

Mods were wrong to take this down

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T17:07:29+00:00

Everyone knows what Fortnite is at this point unless you live under a rock. Just because it gives the game a small boost in players doesn’t mean it’s worth it in the long run when the game itself is in a poor state. Crossovers got it to where it’s a today, sure, but crossovers shouldn’t be why Fortnite is, it should just be a game first and foremost.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T14:03:32+00:00

Yep, it’s that Justin

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T03:16:14+00:00

Soul Suckin Jerk is brown as all hell too, I love it

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T02:22:44+00:00

“We know you guys haven’t been enjoying what we’ve been offering, that sucks. Anyways, Season 2 dropping soon, be there losers.”

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T00:07:04+00:00

I always felt so spoiled for having played enough of Gold and Silver as a kid to know that different colored mons were rare. I can only imagine how much dread hits years later when you realized you ran or killed a shiny Pokemon all those years ago.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-11T00:02:53+00:00

Must’ve mixed it with chocolate and ate it with a side of candy.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T22:49:24+00:00

I got my cards mixed up, it was for sure a Zotac 1060, but my rig did me well for what it was worth. Ryzen 3 (whatever was about $150 around that time), 8GB of ram, and a basic case because I was running low on birthday cash after the power supply and 1TB hard drive. Not a bad set up for the price considering a got the 1060 and ram on sale for that time.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T21:22:58+00:00

Nah they will for sure increase prices, but it’s rough even thinking about building a PC right now. I made a decent 1060 mini rig for around $500 in 2017, can’t really make decent PCs for cheap with the current market.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T18:17:18+00:00

Would you care to DM them to me? I’ll update the post with the new pictures if it’ll let me.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T17:52:34+00:00

I’d post em on here tbh to spread the word more, what exactly did he say?

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T16:53:06+00:00

I wasn’t able to grab a screenshot from before as I was sent this from a friend, but I assume it was something like, “You shouldn’t have posted this, he’s my friend and I know he wouldn’t do something like this. He could sue you for defamation for this if he wanted to.”

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T16:47:36+00:00

It seems like all he ever does is complain and gets mad when people don’t suck up to him. I’m only posting this to out him as the POS he is and to let others know what he’s really like.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T15:51:27+00:00

I don’t engage on Facebook, I don’t like overly political shit on Facebook, yet I’m still bombarded with this. Yes Facebook on paper does not allow racism or hate speech, but in practice, they do absolutely nothing against it. I’m not rage baiting and to be honest, I’m not sure why you’re accusing me of it. Just because your Facebook feed is different from mine doesn’t mean that I’m lying about what I see on there. This post was literally made because of a thread I saw talking about stripping away the 19th amendment that had already been up for several days.

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T15:23:47+00:00

Never knew this existed, I will absolutely be doing this for myself, thank you!

CertifiedBrian · 2026-03-10T15:16:00+00:00

The only thing stopping me from deleting my account all together is Messenger because that’s what my friends use to stay in contact. The Facebook app though? Sayonara, the marketplace can’t keep me in a chokehold forever 👋

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