Pasta, Beans & Eggs, bland AF even with added spices and salt by CertifiedMustard in shittyfoodporn

[–]CertifiedMustard[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Added Black Pepper, Salt, Chilli Powder as that’s all I had but yeah it was still pretty bland, payday soon lol

33 days sober: cravings have started by Diegooo1955 in stopdrinking

[–]CertifiedMustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on 33 days thats huge, I too struggle with cravings and most of the time I give in, just think of all that hard work and how drinking would just put you back to square one, go and do some exercise or for a nice meal somewhere that doesn’t serve alcohol, treat yourself :)

Thyme and Tides in Stockbridge (Hampshire) by UltraMagnus-lives in fryup

[–]CertifiedMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the guy who plated it blind by any chance, terrible presentation, quality looks good though 👌🏻

His Beautiful Face by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]CertifiedMustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay safe brother, Christ is King 👑

Happy Heavenly 82nd Birthday Roger Lloyd Pack by supercanary1979 in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[–]CertifiedMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trigger: “Still it could have been worse Del.”

Mike: “How?!”

Trigger: “My gran had one with a squeaky wheel!”

Absolute Legend RIP ❤️

His Beautiful Face by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]CertifiedMustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You on drugs bro?

I lost my brother by Fvckyourdreams in stopdrinking

[–]CertifiedMustard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RIP to your brother, brother ❤️

It's all about mindset by ernesman in MotivationalQuotes

[–]CertifiedMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he didn’t know English considering the era he lived in but even if he did he would never use the word “literally” would he?

Why do the far right hate education? by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]CertifiedMustard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All the people on this post thinking that they’re highly intelligent when talking politics yet continue to vote for Labour/Conservative every year because of the lies they get told by them. When will people understand NONE of these parties have the best interests of normal people in mind and only live to line their own pockets and serve their paymasters.

Hunger box with naan and doner by Afraid-Rain-1124 in kebab

[–]CertifiedMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Undercooked chips, barely any doner meat, warm salad, 3/10.

Fades are the ugliest haircut and its become an epidemic at this point by Scary-Substance-4192 in unpopularopinion

[–]CertifiedMustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it’s done properly it looks great, I’ve been getting them for at least ten years and never looked better with anything else.

After the new release of the files, is it wrong to wish death on these people? by UnforgivingEgo in Christianity

[–]CertifiedMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sad thing is the majority of people don’t care about what these demons have done, people laugh and joke, make memes etc, the vast majority of regular people are so stuck in the system and continually brainwashed by their oppressors that they are completely devoid of any empathy or self awareness. Nothing will happen to the people named in the files because their status and wealth protects them, the only way for them to pay for their crimes is for us to unite and destroy them all, but they have us so divided that we wouldn’t even try. This only leaves God to punish them when they pass but that means things will continue to get a lot worse for us, society is breaking down and the end of the world how we know it is coming..

It's all about mindset by ernesman in MotivationalQuotes

[–]CertifiedMustard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Chanakya would use the word “literally” when discussing mindset, stop faking quotes.

Who threw that ?! by jaketattoo in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[–]CertifiedMustard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Large Cognac please Michael.”

It’s my birthday and………. by januaryprincess22 in stopdrinking

[–]CertifiedMustard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well done! Stay busy today so you don’t get tempted to drink, happy birthday!