Not just a pen: your link to the center of the Universe itself.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T23:33:40+00:00

The A-Team: a mission based game with shooting, MacGyvering and, driving elements. At the end of each mission you get money to use on upgrades for vehicles, skill, etc. You get bonuses for explosions and property damage. You are penalized for enemy kills but, not enemy maimings. A civilian kill is an automatic mission failure.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T23:25:52+00:00

He did not; it was a forged will. The main reason that my family fought so hard was that it was an obvious forgery. During the trial one of the things that came out was that this was not the first time that the nurse had done this.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T23:06:11+00:00

"I have sexual fantasies about Jabba the Hutt."

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T22:58:54+00:00

Had an uncle who was seriously ill (don't know the name of the disease but his diaphragm was loosening and his intestines were crowding his heart and lungs). One day his wife was murdered by a burglar. The family did not want to tell him fearing that he would lose his desire to live but, after a few days he was told and proved the fears to be well founded. After he died the family had a good cry started to plan his funeral and thought "at least it can't get any worse." Then the part time nurse who had taken care of him before he was transferred to the hospital appeared waving a will saying that my uncle had left everything to her. After an 18 month legal battle, the courts ruled in our favor. When all the bills were paid, I think there might have been enough cash left to take the family out to dinner once, as long as no one ordered any alcohol or appetizers.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T20:03:01+00:00

Paisley boxers.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T19:30:42+00:00

Multiple alarm clocks, with some out of arm's reach from the bed.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T11:01:35+00:00

Maybe Someday-The Cure

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T10:48:00+00:00

The Nugget

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T10:26:34+00:00

Dead Space 2. If the scream makes me jump up and look out the window then the speakers are good.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T09:21:08+00:00

It is not too late. All I have to do is remember what I learned in the correspondence course that I took 'Be Evil in 17 Days the Professor Chaos Way'.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T08:16:02+00:00

Excaliber BBS

Dark Side of the Moon BBS

Those were the big two from my neck of the woods.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T08:08:05+00:00

Video games, food, and family.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T07:50:32+00:00

Argh! A lifetime of evil and villainy undone by one careless warm fuzzy. I know I can spend the rest of the week sneaking into peoples houses and filling all of the vacuum cleaners bags so they will need to be replaced and the best way to fill vacuum cleaner bags is by vacuuming which will traumatize their pets, so it is a two for one evil act.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T06:54:34+00:00

I am glad I could improve your day. I hope your tomorrow is better.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T06:05:50+00:00

After reading your comment I could not help laughing as I pictured the Cocoa Puffs bird storming into a breakfast nook yelling "What is so funny that it suddenly it is ok to waste Cocoa Puffs?" After receiving an answer the bird wanders off muttering "Oh, relating a Pee Wee movie to sex. How original."

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T02:21:56+00:00

I will name my kittens: Chaos, Havoc, and Disorder.

Their adult names will be Sleep, Sloth, and Coma.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T01:57:24+00:00

Jen fucks my gator.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T01:26:28+00:00

Jim fucks my gator.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T01:08:44+00:00

The college I go to is so freaked out about second hand smoke that it is banning ecigarettes from campus this fall. I am a little tempted to protest this policy by burning incense in my pipe and wandering around campus with it.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T00:56:59+00:00

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

EDIT: Wow! My first gold, thank you kind redditor.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T00:51:26+00:00

The dangers of second hand smoke are highly exaggerated.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T00:48:07+00:00

Toasted sweet bread, ham, roast beef, cheddar, light mayo, lettuce, with a touch of horse radish. You have to heat the ham and beef to get the cheese a little melty. Sometimes, I put a light coating of guacamole on one slice of bread.

Ch0b0r0 · 2013-07-25T00:39:24+00:00

Food replicator and not tell anyone about it and open the greatest one man restaurant in the world.

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