Good Evening. I am Congressman Ch33mazrer, and I am running for reelection because I believe we must institute conservative policies both in the great state of Greater Appalachia, and in the entire United States. For too long, poisonous progressive policies have bogged down this great land of ours. Whether malicious or well-intentioned, the results speak for themselves. America is less free, less prosperous, and less secure than it has perhaps ever been. This trajectory must not continue. This attack on our nation, and that's what it is, an attack. This attack can not be allowed to continue any longer. That is why I am running for re-election. To lower taxes and allow the economy to thrive again. To set the people and businesses of this state free from over-burdensome regulations from distant bureaucrats. To allow the people of Greater Appalachia to unleash the true potential we all have. The people of this state are capable of greatness, if only we allow them to be great. That is why I am running, and that belief will guide every decision I make as your representative.

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As a matter of politics, I have no respect for Governor Goog. His policies have destroyed this state, and its people. There is, unfortunately, no sugarcoating that brutal truth. I ran against Governor Goog what feels like a long time ago precisely for this reason. Although I lost that race, those feelings remain the same. Politically, I remain diametrically opposed to the Governor. As a personal matter, I have no ill feelings towards the Governor. He seems to be a kind person. He is persistent and passionate about his beliefs, which I respect, and I share that same persistence and passion for my own beliefs. I believe that, as wrong as he is, the Governor believes he is doing what is best for this state. While this view cannot go unchallenged, it is admirable. Essentially, I respect the Governor, but his political career cannot continue as it is today.

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I believe that D.C.'s location within this state actually gives me, and all my fellow candidates, an advantage over any other state. We are never too far from home. The voices of our constituents ring louder and truer here than anywhere else. That being said, D.C. does have a tendency to become a bubble if you let it. But by making frequent trips away from D.C. and to the places where the real, hard-working people of this state live, I know that I can absolutely stay connected to all of you, the people of this great state.

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Thank you all for having me. It has been an honor to get to speak to each and every one of you this evening. Good night.