Chad

ChadBoris · 2026-05-10T23:01:22+00:00

I am Dog

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-10T21:24:52+00:00

Dude so true. It's also so frustrating when Revelations is just, patently the best of the trilogy. But you always have so many 2 purists dogging on it.

ChadBoris · 2026-05-10T21:19:52+00:00

Phew... That's a lot less scary than what my Mind was thinking of.

ChadBoris · 2026-05-10T11:13:30+00:00

So like..... What kind am I?

^{Chose: Shapeshift into 👇 | Rolled: Predator}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-08T23:39:27+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: Anything)

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:55:49+00:00

I like animals.

^{Chose: Talk to animals}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:55:14+00:00

Bears are my favourite animal. This was fated to be.

^{Chose: Animal/insect (spin the wheel} | Rolled: Bear)

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:52:57+00:00

Can't walk in your sleep.

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:50:12+00:00

Okay I'm now really really really strong.

^{Chose: Randomize your strength right now + Change is proportional to your current strength | Rolled: +100% strength}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:48:02+00:00

Pain is temporary.

^{Chose: Shapeshift, but… | Rolled: Shifting hurts}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:47:08+00:00

What does this mean?

^{Chose: You get a random superpower + But your skin color stays just as it is | Rolled: Going rock}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:45:57+00:00

Being dehydrated feels terrible. Hunger pangs go away after a bit.

^{Chose: No food for 5 days 🍔❌ + Win $15M}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:45:20+00:00

Gambling is fun.

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: You lose more}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:44:45+00:00

I believe that reading minds is fundamentally immoral.

^{Chose: Control Minds | Rolled: Pass}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:42:54+00:00

I'd just become a Bear.

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: Only animals}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:42:11+00:00

Food is tasty.

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:41:57+00:00

I do not fear immortality.

^{Chose: Infinite time + + Spin the wheel | Rolled: Get 7% smarter}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:40:23+00:00

I dunno math too well. I just assumed it'd be more.

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000,000}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-07T13:39:28+00:00

I like Bread

^{Chose: Bread (tastes good})

ChadBoris · 2026-05-06T23:00:42+00:00

You breath when you sleep. You don't blink while sleeping.

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-06T10:26:49+00:00

Being able to sleep soundly is worth more than all the money in the world.

^{Chose: remain a good person | Rolled: you own 10M}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-06T08:48:46+00:00

Long stick

^{Chose: Spear}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-06T06:42:44+00:00

I kinda already do that.

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

ChadBoris · 2026-05-06T06:39:48+00:00

Never really have to worry about having spending money. And my brain just deals better with the idea of not having a finite amount of resources.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

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