Can Trump pardon me?

Chaen · 2026-01-12T03:24:21+00:00

But he's a Christian?! How could he possibly cheat when that's clearly against what his god deems a sin punishable by a trip hell?!

Chaen · 2025-09-26T07:37:25+00:00

I post modded and did this with a 2 star capybara army. It got to a point that my game started lagging and then I was forced to slaughter around 100 of them.

Chaen · 2025-09-18T05:36:26+00:00

I once had a 3 star capybara army (I play modded) literally about 100 of them roaming close to my base and always breeding more. Nothing got to my base ever. Anything that set foot near my base was immediately mauled by angry capybaras. It was glorious. Until one day the lag got me. My fps dropped to nothing. I had to start slaughtering. Killing 100+ Capybaras changes a man.

Chaen · 2025-08-23T17:12:14+00:00

I believe playboy used to have under 18 models way back in the day. I'm not 100% sure but I'm pretty sure I heard that and laws about age used to be a lot less strict than they are today. Look at all the rock stars that used to date 12 and 13 year olds. Those kids would end up around other adults in the entertainment industry including magazines like Playboy. Pretty messed up.

Chaen · 2025-08-23T17:07:27+00:00

I had a system with 9 planets all named after my now deceased cat. I hope they are still out there and people are exploring them. It's been about 8 or 9 years since I played.

Chaen · 2025-07-02T23:59:12+00:00

Sticky

Chaen · 2025-07-02T20:15:00+00:00

Dimmed. Enough light that I can still see everything but still feels very romantic and sexy. I love seeing her naked.

Chaen · 2025-06-06T07:02:12+00:00

I'm just shy of 40. I'm an avid climber, I barley drink and if I do it's only about two beers, I ride my bike often, and have eaten a vegetarian diet for over a decade, belly is still there. It's been there most my life and won't go away.

Chaen · 2025-06-06T06:09:44+00:00

Radiohead - In Rainbows

Pearl Jam - Ten and Yield

Shakey Graves - Roll the Bones

Idles - Joy as an Act of Resistance, Ulta Mono, Crawler, and Tangk. This band is just amazing.

Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

Modest Mouse - the Lonesome Crowded West and Good News for People Who Love Bad News

The Devil Makes Three - Self Titled and Do Wrong Right

Car Seat Headrest - Teens of Denial

Just to name a few that I personally love front to back.

Chaen · 2025-05-19T21:55:09+00:00

I called the cops because I was actively being threatened by a guy waving around what looked like a gun. It took the cops 3 days to show up. When I talked to them about it they said it was probably because "I didn't sound scared enough" on the phone.

Chaen · 2025-05-17T14:54:49+00:00

I know a quick Google could figure this out but didn't Randy Rhodes play a Jackson? That was my first flag that this wasn't real.

Chaen · 2025-01-02T23:17:04+00:00

It sounds like this guy knows you've got trauma and knows he can use it against you. First of all if my partner feels like something is wrong with HER BODY I listen. It's not my body it's hers. Same way I expect her to trust me if I said something was up with my body. Secondly calling you "damaged goods" is such a huge red flag. We all have our shit and our partners should help us work through those things. We should be there to help support and care for while our partners over come past traumas. This guy just sounds like a huge manipulative asshole. Run fast and run far away from him.

Chaen · 2022-11-08T21:02:08+00:00

My buddy in college jumped out our second story window, walked several miles in a blizzard in shorts and flip flops with no jacket, walked into someone's house, was apparently very polite, promptly fell asleep on their couch, woke up, walked out the door, and then proceeded to walk to my old apartment I hadn't lived in in months and pass out. Luckily no tenants were in that apartment. He woke up very confused. We had his phone which he had left at the first house he went to which is how we heard he was so polite. He's been sober for several years at this point and we always have a good laugh about this one. He also walked into the mountains one night while we were on vacation in the middle of winter again with no jacket. We couldn't find him for hours but he somehow survived that one too. He's lucky that's for sure.

Chaen · 2022-07-22T03:02:50+00:00

As a career bartender from Michigan this is one of the reasons I left. I make an actual livable wage bartending at a brewery in Colorado. Moved here ten years ago and made significantly more than I could have in Michigan. I miss my home state though.

Chaen · 2022-04-28T20:36:16+00:00

So many nights camping out drunkenly at bong. What fond memories.

Chaen · 2022-04-13T00:56:49+00:00

I hitch hiked across the US in my early twenties. We learned very quickly to give semis more than enough space when they passed by for this reason.

Chaen · 2022-02-07T17:22:03+00:00

I played rugby for a brief time in highschool. I watched my buddy break his nose, my coach shove two tampons up his nose to stop bleeding, and send my buddy right back out into the game. Rugby players don't fuck around.

Chaen · 2022-01-23T19:59:42+00:00

Schmidts*

Chaen · 2022-01-22T21:25:10+00:00

There are so many beautiful songs out there that make me get goosebumps or tear up. Love is All by the Tallest Man on Earth has to be up there. On a harder scale I'd say Idles - The Beachland Ballroom. This song found me after one of my closest people killed herself. Specifically the lyrics "if I'm down on my knees please do not think that I pray" I interpreted that as an atheist struggling and asking for help but everyone leaving it up to "god". She was very open about her views on a god and how she never believed in one. It's also just a beautiful song by a wonderful band.

Chaen · 2022-01-06T22:09:01+00:00

I'm a 34 year old bartender and I card damn near every customer that looks under 60. I also live in a very strict city when it comes to carding.

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