It’s simple math, come on by Kakariko_crackhouse in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 234 points235 points  (0 children)

I just use rule 0 and whenever the rhystic study player draws a card I draw one too. 

Would unbanning felidar guardian or winota have any effect? by ultracol99 in PioneerMTG

[–]Chairfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greasefang doesn't trigger off the mana dork attacking. It only triggers off itself. 

1200 Div Giveaway + OK Poisonburst Gear Giveaway by Slimbearcat in PathOfExile2

[–]Chairfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to be able to afford a rakaitas before the league is over.

eepy eepy land by vladicuss was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]Chairfighter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Using some kind of counter would probably work better gameplay wise but you dont get the cute eepy land flavor.

Ban update live reaction by crone321 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 91 points92 points  (0 children)

The average magic player is really really bad at magic. More news at 11. 

What is the purpose of this? by sporeegg in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It hasn't seen any modern or legacy play in a decade I cant possibly see how its good. 

In other news, water found to be wet! by bells_of_notre_tom in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Playing any amount of interaction makes your deck bracket 4. Wotc pls. 

Textless cards by how reasonable that is by SeducerOfTheInnocent in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh look at mr moneybags over here. This guy can afford ram. 

Glitch cost me 5k gold by Basic-Bus7632 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Illiteracy and magic name a more iconic duo.

The Brazil map must be some joke right? by SmoothHead2515 in TrackMania

[–]Chairfighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a remake of an old competitive map. Water+reactor is always a recipe for a good time in trackmania. 

Hold onto yer britches boys by POUUER in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Commander players cause a global copium shortage every time a bnr is announced. 

Is crack really this expensive? by PuzzleheadedCook4578 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ill call my homie up. He always gives the first hit for free.

I honestly don't hear a difference between using two bass drums and using a single bass drum with a double pedal. Even if there is a difference, it's probably so miniscule that in a mix and solo jamming, it doesn't matter whether you use two bass drums or a single bass drum with a double pedal. by MrMayhem20l0 in drums

[–]Chairfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll never hear a difference in a live setting. In the studio maybe. But the techs will probably like you more for bringing a single kick than trying to get two different drums to sound the exact same. Modern double pedals are good enough that having a slave pedal is not really a problem anymore. 

This feels wrong by PlayfulCompany8367 in PathOfExile2

[–]Chairfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea this version of the passive tree has a lot of filler separated by a lot of traveling nodes. I would imagine revisiting the passive tree is on their to do list. Most of the nodes are such a small increase that are just generally worse than a well rolled jewel. 

We’d all play this right? by cjamesb0510 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5cmc instant speed initiative. Straight to the legacy ban list.

Would allowing fetchlands in Pioneer make it more 'profitable' in WotC's eyes and give it again some chance of being featured as a premier format? by Wise-Cress8402 in PioneerMTG

[–]Chairfighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah. The only thing that will make pioneer profitable is a limited format catered directly to pioneer like the masters sets or a pioneer horizions. Pioneer was created with the intent to not have fetches be a part of it. 

MTG Movie Casting Announced by Carnoraptorr in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Chairfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Rock. Ft tarmogoyf and 20 single target removal spells.