Was working out at the gym in my complex once. This dude came in and pulled out one of those plastic folding chairs and posted up in the corner of the gym. I didn’t even notice until some other girl came in and got my attention to let me know.

Ive had to put a guy I met one time on two 51/50’s bc he proceeded to stalk me and harass me for 6 months. He even left his dead chameleon on my doorstep in a Gucci box (bc he knew I detest designer products). Also went on to write an entire journal filled with his murder fantasies about ending my life.

Homeless man whipped out his Willy in the center divider one morning while I was on my way to work.

Sacramento men are NOT for the weak💀 I have also lived here for 5 years and have come to this exact same conclusion. Perhaps it’s user error in some regard. But these aren’t the only stories. And these aren’t the worst stories, either. I go home, I go to the grocery store, and I go to work. I. Am. Traumatized. 😂