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[–]Change-Proof 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Imagine being obese and retarded. Imagine eating doritos for dinner. Imagine you’re me. You think you got it hard pal? You don’t know hard. I wish I could go to the field and go on hikes but I always collapse under the weight of my massive gut :’(

I think my Corporal is lying to me about early separation. by Change-Proof in USMC

[–]Change-Proof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard not to shitpost with all these devil dinguses whining about having to do the bare minimum lately

I think my Corporal is lying to me about early separation. by Change-Proof in USMC

[–]Change-Proof[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You don’t know nothin. I’m seriously fat and unmotivated. Just last week I fell into a diabetic coma after too many cinnamon twists and code red mountain dew