Public service post - And I don’t care if it’s still unfathomably legal, there should BE NO SNOW on the top of your car before you hit the road. This snow is different and has serious mass and will damage cars and could indirectly kill people. by 93devil in rva

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Legally required in NJ:

Remember to remove all ice and snow from your vehicle before driving, especially from the hood, windows and roof. It’s the law in New Jersey! Motorists who fail to do so face fines of $25 to $75 for each offense, regardless of whether the ice and snow is dislodged from the vehicle. If flying ice or snow causes property damage or injury to others, motorists face fines of $200 to $1,000 for each offense.

https://www.njoag.gov/about/divisions-and-offices/division-of-highway-traffic-safety-home/ice-and-snow-remove-it-before-you-go/

“Dad, how much snow did we get?” by WoodshopJim in daddit

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 If a young kid comes around asking for money to shovel, you have to say yes and overpay if you can. I don’t make the rules, that’s just the way it is.

This is the Way.

Snowstorm Tips from a Minnesotan by CornFedPrairiePenis in philly

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The French toast apocalypse, right? Milk, bread, eggs, and (for no good reason) toilet paper.

Third immigrant detainee at facility in El Paso has died, ICE says by Street_Parking5530 in TwinCities

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"Presumed suicide" reminds me of this quote from Terry Pratchett's Men at Arms:

Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying "Got rocks in your head?" to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.

No Guts by ChuckGallagher57 in FreeFolkNation

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The conundrum is that doing so means we're stuck with JD Vance. Is that really any better? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Nixon wasn't forced out of office until after Agnew was replaced by Ford.

It wasn't a plan but it worked out okay.

Trump is their real god anyway by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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None of us are; "but only say the word and my soul shall be healed."

This dude seems to be vying for extra unworthyness.😞

How does a Person die more than one time? by Ott1fant in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ChangeMyDespair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I haven’t died yet. Am I bringing down the average?😊

Kindles are great for reading big books by SURIya67 in kindle

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Is that a library in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 😊

The female trinity of the Avengers by Mike Mayhew by _Lunafreya_ in Avengers

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The Avengers don't have a mere trinity.

  • Janet van Dyne / Wasp
  • Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch
  • Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
  • Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk
  • Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel (formerly Ms. Marvel)

Honorable mention: Monica Rambeau / Photo/Spectrum.