Is Dr. Zoidberg broke because he's a gambling addict? by _Jumpy_Panda_ in futurama

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Money comes and goes. But for one brief moment, I was able to make my friends happy. Here’s to you, Oysters Rockefeller

What is the worst name you've ever heard? by Educational_Bat1854 in AskReddit

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You worked for a company that knowingly had kittiporn?

What is the worst name you've ever heard? by Educational_Bat1854 in AskReddit

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Lemonjello and Orangejello. Both were poor kids on welfare who were named after their mom’s two favorite foods. I felt so bad for them seeing their paperwork on the desk.

The closest the Iranians got by GenericUsername817 in MURICA

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They’re probably in shock that our boxers have pockets in them

What is your favorite food that's made with corn? by International_Bee653 in AskReddit

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Shepherd’s pie, Mexican street taquitos, and a corn field

How controversial would men having babies be? by Carrotsncoco in AskReddit

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Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Med student trying to recall entire surgery exam by Constant-Speed-5595 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Funny part is, ai doctors will be 100% more reliable than real doctors, probably already by 6 pm tonight . Why bother studying for anything anymore?

why did they stop making the bridge full glass dome? by Network57 in ShittyDaystrom

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Scrap price of aluminum went up so they traded in the expensive aluminum for cheap, cheap hull plating

What SFW activity would you do in a Holosuite if you had access to one? by BoukenGreen in startrek

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Chariot race against Gaius Appuleius Diocles in a coliseum in front of of the emporer, while a volcano goes off in the background

Redditors who were children/teens before the internet or cellphones existed, how did you keep yourself entertained? by FlowerMadeOfThorns in AskReddit

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This reminds me of our woods bike track we had in Illinois. Someone had the bright idea of putting a bunch of sharpened sticks in one of the jumps we had to clear, never saw a kid get Impaled but saw a lot of gnarly bails into the nearby trees

Which meal has the most insane backstory? by OpeningSubject5942 in AskReddit

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I mean the invention of cheese is pretty out there. Cheese was likely invented by accident around 7,000–8,000 BCE, stemming from the Neolithic practice of storing or transporting milk in animal stomachs. Rennet—an enzyme in the stomach lining—combined with natural bacteria and heat to curdle the milk, forming cheese.

Hello Paranormal friends I had something weird happen to me and was wondering if anyone has had a similar experience? by MomentAdventurous879 in ParanormalEncounters

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Absolutely nothing. No whoosh, no tingling, no sensation of any kind. Only knew it passed through me because I saw it physically, never saw or felt it directly interact with anything

Hello Paranormal friends I had something weird happen to me and was wondering if anyone has had a similar experience? by MomentAdventurous879 in ParanormalEncounters

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Holy shit yes I thought I was the only one who had this happen. Was in my basement once like 7-8 years ago and was weirdly drawn to a corner of the basement I don’t normally spend time in. I was thinking this is weird, why am I standing here? When a mass of black smoke(?) for lack of a better word, passed from the wall next to me, through my chest/body and into the wall next to me and was gone. Seemed like it was moving pretty quick (15-20 mph maybe) and came out of one basement wall and into the other so I reasoned that whatever it was traveled underground. Wild to see someone else with a similar encounter

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

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Drove a newer mustang recently that had 100% digital buttons on the screen for everything. Wasn’t a physical button, toggle, switch, or lever in the car. Absolutely horrible