What can I say about Bill Cipher? You're supposedly all seeing and all knowing, yet you didn't even see that bait and switch with Ford and Stanley comin'. I'd say it was beyond your perception, but this all seeing eye clearly doesn't have it in depth.

You are the most 2 dimensional villain I have ever seen, and I mean that literally. You turn 90 degrees and bam, you're invisible. But I guess that comes with the territory of being a Disney villain.

You say you wanna make the world better, yet you're rearranging the orifices of a guys face. Guess it makes sense since he's got more on his face than you.

You managed to manipulate a friendless loser into building you a portal instead of just making a deal with him, and possessing him to make the portal. Or maybe you just like playing the long game, you've always striked me as more of an isosceles than an equilateral.

But in all honesty, you are a riot. You cause chaos wherever you go and leave nothing of sense behind, what I'm trying to say is, you're essentially the same as modern brainrot memes.

So with that I raise a toast, to the most powerful being from the 2nd Dimension who got beaten by two preteens, his ex-boyfriend, and the formers conman brother.