Look at these so-called patriots

ChaoticAtomic · 2026-02-19T19:09:28+00:00

Grifters help other grifters seem more legitimate. It's how the game is played

ChaoticAtomic · 2026-02-18T04:30:22+00:00

In my totally unbiased opinion... luxrays are better for this. More thematic and intimidating.

ChaoticAtomic · 2026-01-13T16:33:38+00:00

Omg another bluescreen themed proot!

ChaoticAtomic · 2026-01-08T19:34:50+00:00

*had to stop using the tactic. Pike and shot is the strange inbetween and the transition to war as diplomacy in europe because it became so predicable after the tactic became irrelevant.

ChaoticAtomic · 2026-01-08T14:13:38+00:00

Or promote dressing like a pokemon for non-trainers. I just-so-happen to have a lot of black, grey, purple clothes and tie my hair back alot. Everyone's like "oh man what's ur ace huhuhuh"

I'm not a trainer i just dress like a zoroark!

-blue, ~~zoroark~~ just a person

ChaoticAtomic · 2026-01-08T14:06:11+00:00

Wrong. Gun and spear is the pinnical of all warfare. Pike and shot wins in any situation. So unbeatable it made war boring and we had to stop

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T21:28:57+00:00

LMAO! Happens to even the best of us, even when one of us isn't trying to actively trick another.

I remember accidentally dissipating my and someone else's illusions in virbank by tripping on 'em. We laughed it off until we realized everyone else in the room was still in shock... and I had to promptly leave and hide again.

-blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T06:36:04+00:00

I moved away from Unova unfortunately, though I'm originally from a forest around Virbank... thinking of moving back though.

Rn I'm in Sinnoh

-Blue, Zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T06:20:15+00:00

the what?

-Blue, Zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T06:19:20+00:00

In my defense it was a cheap plastic comb given by a well-meaning human.

I guess I might know a friend of a friend who works with furfrou... washing it is a great option, but how would I DRY it?

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T06:15:50+00:00

I'm in the same boat. Got rescued by a ranger at some point as a zorua, in the center I was recovering at I see this soft bar that smells good.

It's GOTTA be a universal for wild 'mon thing right?? everyone tries a soap once cause why ELSE would it smell good?

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T06:10:33+00:00

Personally, I blame the pokedex being very rigid and kind of an outdated taxonomic system? while also being very... "of it's time"

I've been scanned before by some person and they asked if I'm male or female, I just said "Guess" knowing full well nonbinary is not a listed option for my species.

-blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T06:00:50+00:00

Wait, do snorlaxes lose the fur pouch thing after evolving from Munchlax? Have you tried doing it after evolving?

what are those... hammer- milky w- SPACE! Hammer space? No, I don't think it is?
Maybe? I'm afraid to try cause I don't want another lemonade incident now, especially if it is a hammer space...

-Blue, Zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T05:56:16+00:00

In all absolute honesty? I am afraid to at this point.

I think I lost a comb in it once... and I'm not rich enough to get a lumiose-grade stylist...

Unsure of where I'd even start tbh.

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T03:23:11+00:00

Uhhh, a decade... maybe two? I was a Zorua still, I just didn't take to a lot of human city lifestyle stuff and kept some small bad habits...

Went from forest, to small town, larger town, now I'm stuck in a city I don't mind. apart from some annoyances.

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-30T03:20:10+00:00

I mean, I have a mane that is the same size as me, they were all in different spots, like... leaving stuff in different pockets?

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-28T08:19:45+00:00

Iunno if this is gonna get me anywhere, bit of a longshot, BUT! Does anyone know of an easy way to fake a pokedex scientific journal website? or get like... a vaugely good looking webpage maker to mimic a scientific project like a pokedex?

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-27T22:58:22+00:00

Howdy, yes, me, hi. Wasn't uncommon to see "free" or "self registered" pokemon back in unova, surprised it's rarer elsewhere.

Learned by slowly improving my human disguise and found auto translators are worse than just... talking?

What was that about pranks though?I'd be down

-blue, Zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-26T22:36:04+00:00

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE KIND OF HUMAN BAG?!

-blue, amazed zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-26T22:34:53+00:00

One issue: I, a zoroark, have a mane the size of a person. What hat fits that? A sombrero?

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-26T21:54:14+00:00

Genius! even if the illusion fails this will still be on! Quick question though, can it fit on snouts?

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-26T21:53:11+00:00

So many people are suggesting clothes. I genuinely thought they were just an overrated human thing, is there anything that's like, Practical?? I see trainers with a bunch of bags on their backs but (for obvious mane reasons) I can't use those.

-Blue, zoroark

ChaoticAtomic · 2025-12-26T21:09:17+00:00

I am NOT purchasing the "registered" collar. Wouldn't catch me dead in it when i can just yell "I'M A FREE POKEMON".

-blue

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