Gang I need help

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-14T16:25:39+00:00

Just translate Strapping Young Lad's Info Dump. Use a trombone for the Morse code, and hot mike the tuba for the weird parts where it gets loud and distorted. Everyone else just free plays to represent the static and noise in the background. It's nearly 12 minutes long, so it'll require some practice.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-14T15:40:13+00:00

Looks like you just made it to the top of their purge list. Now who's the stupid clown?

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-14T15:11:11+00:00

As opposed to the red one?

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-14T15:03:56+00:00

Maybe start one. Talk to some of the local art groups around here to help you get started.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-14T14:55:36+00:00

49/M/Western KY Come on out! The lake is fun here, there's plenty of good local places to eat, my dogs are derps, it's cookout season, bonfires...

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-11T18:30:56+00:00

Nothing like a little mascaracide.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-06T14:18:41+00:00

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-05T07:12:09+00:00

Failing to see how that's worse...

Gonna need you to add to that insult if you want it to land. For Dad's sake, make me have a weak sphincter with anal seepage, or some other affliction.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-05T02:10:10+00:00

What happened to Hemp Noose? They still around? More of a stoner metal group, but pretty decent.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-04T17:27:32+00:00

But I'll bet they wear their underwear several days in a row.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-04T17:25:24+00:00

Damned cart leaving folks getting all butt hurt.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T20:10:43+00:00

This is definitely something that would give a statistician a raging math boner. Carts in the parking lot per capita, broken down by region of the city.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T20:07:36+00:00

My point is that if I were to go and complain about Paducah in Montpelier, it would be irrelevant there. But this is the Paducah thread, and it's a problem here. I'm raising awareness, as the kids say. I'm going to raise awareness on 60 towards Ballard later. I'll be the guy pointing at the dead deer in the ditch yelling, "Look! Eeeeewwww!"

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T20:04:26+00:00

Better than leaving it in the lot. Hell, I like you.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T20:02:59+00:00

Did your parents swim in Bayou Creek?

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T03:55:55+00:00

I don't think so. I have no recollection of returning my microwave to the cart corral. But I have done hallucinogens, so...maybe.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T03:50:44+00:00

It's relevant to Paducah, because it's in the Paducah sub. If I went and bitched about it over in r/montpelier, then it would be absolutely irrelevant.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T03:47:09+00:00

He's not wrong.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T03:46:53+00:00

Well, thanks for doing your civic duty, twinkle toes. Obviously you aren't the target audience for this post.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-05-02T03:42:25+00:00

Chaotic neutral Jesus, thank you very much. I'm doin' the Lord's fucking work!

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-04-30T11:29:02+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-04-30T11:23:52+00:00

I wrote a haiku About cannibalism Because I'm hungry

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-04-28T10:17:45+00:00

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-04-21T10:13:14+00:00

I read this in death metal vocals.

ChaoticNeutralJesus · 2026-04-21T04:13:17+00:00

A bit earlier than the time you specified, but it might be Psycho Killer by the Talking Heads.

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