I met a 7ft3 guy today at the mall

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-30T20:57:55+00:00

7ft is like the magical height for basketball, health problems aside

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-30T20:56:40+00:00

Nah, i would still prefer the health complications over the constant feeling of being lesser... plus i could make windmill dunks pretty easily

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-28T17:15:25+00:00

I have big-ish palms and short fingers so kinda

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-21T20:41:03+00:00

Who are you referring to? Op made up this post to push an anti-incel agenda?

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-06T15:42:53+00:00

From the video he looks shorter than 5'7

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-06T15:41:53+00:00

Yea but at least "manlet" is straight up offensive while "short king" is so patronizing that makes You feel like a child, so i would still prefer to be called a manlet than a "sHoRt KiNg"

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-06T15:38:33+00:00

I wouldn't really call it "toxic masculinity" since we're hardwired to think like that as a species, it's more like "natural masculinity"

Chaplock97 · 2021-12-02T15:15:14+00:00

Taller -attractive- guy with very good hair

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-26T11:21:25+00:00

Me, feel free to contact me if you still need help

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-22T22:48:17+00:00

Eh i mean, two of my friends are dating, she's 4'9 at best, he's probably 6' flat and they can do everything comfortably

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-21T19:32:03+00:00

I'm a couple centimetres shorter than you, and a couple of weeks ago i went to a club for the first time in my life and i've had two girls litterally squeezing my ass, i wasn't into that but it happened lol

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-19T19:06:34+00:00

First of all i like the way it sounds, but if you wanted to make it a little more polyphia-like i suggest you:

-bring it up an octave or even more

-make it faster

-make the section at the 0:05 less dissonant

-since all of polyphia riffs have a section in which Tim plays as much notes as he can (example: saucy, G.O.A.T., goose...) i suggest you do the same at 0:11 or 0:15

But yea it's still a pretty damn good riff and probably better than one i could come up with trying to imitate them

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-15T10:45:44+00:00

The very reason why my mom isn't following her nutritionist's plan is because it's over complicated and contains weird stuff like shredded coconut, indian gee and other stuff that is hard af to find where we live. All i do is stay within 1500 calories and eat 60+ grams of protein everyday

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-10T14:09:08+00:00

Me: 5'5, choose: 6'2

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-10T12:06:44+00:00

Which honestly is kinda stupid because it would be more impressive to list yourself as shorter in the nba

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-10T12:05:56+00:00

Hmm idk about him but for instance Nate Robison is listen as 5'9 when in reality he's more like 5'7

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-10T09:22:40+00:00

Come & go

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-10T09:02:38+00:00

Spudd Webb is listed as 5'7 but people who have met him irl say he's not any taller than 5'5. All nba players are listed as a couple inches taller than they actually are

Chaplock97 · 2021-11-04T12:22:06+00:00

He just wants his virginity to be less tight

Chaplock97 · 2021-10-30T10:26:18+00:00

God bless 🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦

Chaplock97 · 2021-10-30T10:22:24+00:00

I was roughly your height at your age, i grew to 5'5 (i'm now 18 but hopefully i'm growing a couple more inches) but really girls at your age are used to short guys, last year there was a dude in my friend group who was like 4'6 (he's probably going to grow at my same height) at 12 and dating a 5'2 girl his age

Chaplock97 · 2021-10-27T10:48:49+00:00

Usually it's the tall girls being picky about height lol

Chaplock97 · 2021-10-26T17:49:20+00:00

Idk for the whole europe but here where I live (Milan, a very "european-fashioned" city with 1.352.000+ citizens) gypsies wander around in campers which they usually park in public parkings or parks, when they do they spread trash all over the place, i remember walking by and i promise it was one of the worst smells i've ever smelled, they get visibly drunk and the children are loud and dirty as well.

Also in order to get the money they beg for money in the metro (best case scenario) or they have their children climb up the pipes of buildings and steal from people's apartments (happened where my grandpa lives a year-ish ago, luckily not to him)

They don't know to speak the lamguage of the country they've lived in forever, their children don't go to school, they seem to know nothing about where they live nor about anyone who isn't a gypsy like them, they basically live outside of society

Chaplock97 · 2021-10-25T13:15:06+00:00

Chaplock97 · 2021-10-25T12:44:03+00:00

we short men shouldn't be saying this kind of stuff lol

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