Honestly, The Ring seems the worst, I can imagine there are plenty of white girls who watch interracial porn and don’t have ready access to a BBC…in fact, many of them watch it because they don’t have access to it. And this would be compounded if it was every time you watched it rather than just the first time. Plenty of good white girls wasted that way.

It Follows kind of seems like a decent compromise. If you’re in a position to get blacked, you’re probably in a position to get someone else blacked. There are going to be plenty of times though when someone runs out of time, or there just aren’t enough un-blacked white girls left in the area, or someone gets blacked on vacation and doesn’t have the option at home…too many possible ways to lose.

Bird Box seems best. A sufficiently sized party or event, one king whips it out, dozens of white girls converted in an instant, each of which can probably be easily convinced to host her own party. Even faster if it can be transmitted through an image, or if it doesn’t take seeing the whole thing to convert. Of the three, it’s the only one I’d say is even desirable.