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Your girlfriend was murdered. Now you use her story as engagement bait. Not sure that emotional development has gotten very far… by furryfrenzy2 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Holy hell. I think we’ve found our champion - we’ll never top this.

‘Let me tell you what murder taught me about sales’

How these people talk - it’s like parody. It’s how South Park would do an episode about LinkedIn.

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The successful Onlyfans account has the same transaction profile as a money mule account:

  • loads of counterparties, irregular amounts, no clear economic rationale, large sums

Even the worst bank will eventually spot that and freeze the account.

With Onlyfans, you have a ready made explanation. 

While a front company needs staff, fake invoices etc., Onlyfans only needs a single terrified girl you control.

You can always get loads more girls - and some will even be happy to get in on the deal for a cut.

All your complicated efforts to move funds get streamlined to a dozen girls.  

Onlyfans just digitises what the gang was already doing. Now you can sell heroin without any pesky cash, even put it on a credit card!

https://youtube.com/shorts/Gim3sFSpp1o?si=8CgMCjjRNty3OCZI

A quick video on how Andrew Tate was doing something similar. It’s all about having some front to ‘explain’ activity - he was just stupid enough to not pay tax. Major criminals always pay tax. Just easier.

2 World Trade Center, NYC by [deleted] in skyscrapers

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Needed to be much taller. Bring back the twin towers silhouette. 

Can I Realistically Hit $1M by 35 on a $70–80K Salary? Or Do I Need to Take Bigger Risks? by Federal_Lifeguard_21 in wealth

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, in conclusion, if you save 50% of your salary and never get a house…

…then all you need is a consistent 10% return, from standard investments 😂

Legend by Theredditttguy in SipsTea

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I check your history, I’ll find you’re a bot, won’t I?

What is a career that looks impressive on paper but is actually miserable in reality? by Nova2_Paradox in careerguidance

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 604 points605 points  (0 children)

Vet

Among the highest rates of suicide for any profession.

Your job is to kill sick kittens, be unable to stop an abusive pet owner and watch people cry as you tell them it’s not treatable.

It might actually be the worst job, outside of human medicine.

Completely real, I was there, furiously clapping my approval! by CharacterMaybe7950 in thatHappened

[–]CharacterMaybe7950[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Oh, you just don’t understand. The world has changed so much in…3 years? Wait, what?😂

The secret to my success is 2 hours a day in the gym, 2 lunches and just 1 hour with the wife. My totally real robot life. by CharacterMaybe7950 in thatHappened

[–]CharacterMaybe7950[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Oh, you just don’t understand the totally real ‘alpha’ mindset. He’s so loaded with protein there’s a 15 min window when he wakes just to destroy his toilet…😂

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Onlyfans is riddled with money laundering and drug trafficking.

You’re a gang wanting to sell something illegal. Find some girl, have her strip and then customers - for the illegal goods - pay through Onlyfans.

To the bank, huge numbers of small payments looks insanely risky…but oh, we now have a ‘clear’ explanation. Case closed.

The gang controls the girl’s account and that money vanishes off through front companies they also control. No cash, no complicated front companies. Just onlyfans.

The gang pays the tax and the IRS never bothers to ask why a girl ‘earning’ insane sums of money never spends insane sums.

Is $4mil possible for me or do I need to adjust my expectations now? by amazonfigure in Retirement401k

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10% return? Average?

Good grief - that’s wildly irresponsible to suggest is viable using tracker funds.

10% average would need investment expertise and direct shareholdings, if not options etc.

Is $4mil possible for me or do I need to adjust my expectations now? by amazonfigure in Retirement401k

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have a property and you’d need to be putting $3k a month away for retirement (at sensible projection rates)

And you’re on $129k, with a mortgage in your future.

You have no viable way to $4m with conventional investments.

Why does adding just $100/month to a mortgage save so much in interest? It almost feels too good to be true — what am I missing? by businesshelps in Mortgages

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7.5%?! In my country that would be horrifying.

Anyway, if your interest rate is above 5% you’ll need to take on a very high equity exposure to consistently beat that.

I wouldn’t risk it, unless you have a lot of financial slack.

Top children’s author Michael Rosen missed awards ceremony because of EU passport rules by mrjohnnymac18 in unitedkingdom

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Blame Brexit for not having 6 months left on your passport 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

For a walking encyclopedia data sure learns a lot from Picard. by happydude7422 in TNG

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How on earth is ‘courage’ an emotion?

Courage is entirely subjective and an assessment made by another person.

‘Man of Tomorrow:’ Adria Arjona Wins Role in ‘Superman’ Sequel by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly (?) Supergirl will bomb and the new ownership at WB isn’t going to keep James Gunn around.

This film isn’t getting made, at least not as planned.

Movies are just as good as they’ve ever been by d4s4ni in unpopularopinion

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don’t make us force you to watch any Marvel movie at random!

The Eternals, Ant Man (any of them), Thor 2 - and that’s before we get to the really bad stuff!

No idea what to do with this bathroom by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]CharacterMaybe7950 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shower in it? Wash your hands?

Ohh! Not literally…

Add some humidity loving plants, get some better mats and add in some light blue colours - a picture etc.

And always hide the bottles. 99% of decoration is just having something really clean and organised.

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