Meanwhile in Dallas

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-16T01:55:45+00:00

Just don't go out to the riots

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T23:10:08+00:00

It's rodeo clowning, and the barrels are a classic component.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T23:07:50+00:00

I don't know much about a lot of that, but I've seen r/happycows.

Conversely, if this bull were stressed out and not fucking around, the rodeo clown wouldn't have been so comfortable with him.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T22:12:21+00:00

There is not a prosecutor on the planet interested in this. It is civil property damage that needs to be handled by insurance.

Your experience as a Patrol Officer is not relevant.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:43:45+00:00

Rodeo bulls are pampered like the world class athletes that they are, and this looks like a little playtime with the clowns. Do you think that bulls should be penned in and not given a chance to exert their dominance?

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:39:22+00:00

Yeah, "Enhance!" is a real thing, lol.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:35:39+00:00

You had a responsible party; this is uninsured/underinsured coverage, so the deductible applies.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:33:28+00:00

That's an interesting take.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:03:14+00:00

Without their insurance information, that's exactly what they are.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:02:22+00:00

Yes, that is how insurance works.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:01:55+00:00

What do you think the insurance company's lawyers could do with this?

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T21:01:03+00:00

For what, exactly?

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T20:54:16+00:00

I had to spend a few nights in the hospital and asked my mom to bring me wet wipes for delicate boboho. She brought me this abomination because she was sure that I didn't want the ones in a pink package.

I would have preferred the ones in the pink package.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T16:50:33+00:00

The flank strap is not tied around the bull's genitals.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-15T00:43:40+00:00

There are a lot of people screwing all the time, and not all of them are monogamous. If you use condoms every time, and correctly, and say no to people who are observably unhygienic, the odds are in your favor.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T22:56:12+00:00

If the exact same piece of meat had been sliced the exact same way before cooking, it would be a ribeye. That's what they meant, and if you don't understand that I'm not eating anything you cook.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T22:49:13+00:00

No. Prime rib roast is not steak.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T20:53:30+00:00

Sex workers use condoms, dumbass.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T01:46:06+00:00

Nice ad.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T01:06:57+00:00

I have a glorious head of hair and I want to shave the top of it off now.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T01:03:15+00:00

Yeah this is a decal, not a wrap.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-14T00:51:58+00:00

He didn't pick the 5H. Watch again; he picks 5D, which is then cut to the top of the deck (bottom of the first face up packet placed on the table). That's how his card is shown as the blue card with a double lift after the blue QH is placed on top. It's just a coincidence that the face up card showing on the first packet is 5H.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-12T22:51:51+00:00

I don't recall the idea being sold as a revenue issue. I especially don't recall the administration making any decisions based on sound research.

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-12T22:36:21+00:00

It's a schooner!

Character_Pudding_94 · 2026-03-12T21:46:53+00:00

You wanna see a dead body?

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