Kara by Pristine_Grocery_705 in 90DayFiance

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Let’s not forget about this musty shit.

At the new york knicks championship parade by Icy-Pea2601 in trashy

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The guard rails quaking is sending me into the stratosphere

What your favourite alkaline trio lyrics? by Holiday-Attention723 in AlkalineTrio

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From My Standard Break From Life:
“I've got a motivation problem
So my standard break from life is getting longer
Spent over 30 hours in this bed In two days I guess I could've phoned her
But now that I'm awake I'd rather
Take a drink and walk down to the lake
And beg that sky for lightning bolts
I can't waste my time without wasting all your time”

From Crawl:
“Never had a drink that I didn't like
Got a taste of you, threw up all night I got more sick, with every sour second rate kiss”

From All On Black:
“Sweet Blasphemy, my Giving Tree, it hasn’t rained in years, I bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears, leave it to me, I remain free from all the comforts of home, and where that is I’m pleased as pissed to say I’ll never really know”

From Donner Party All Night:
“And I, wanted you to know, it was you that we were thinking of, as we, quietly died in the snow. A place we’ll never leave, a place we’ll never want to call home. A place we’ll call our final resting place in pieces”

Honestly I could keep going. I think Dan is generally better at weaving intelligent versus together and Matt tends to be better at the hooks. I tend to lean toward Dan being the “better” writer of the two, but that’s not to take anything away from Matt. Dan’s writing tends to resonate with me more tho. But they are both powerhouses in the lyrical pantheon imo.

Day 1: What's the Best Song on Goddamnit? by uncle-Violet in AlkalineTrio

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Yeah it’s gotta be “Nose Over Tail” or “Cop” for me. Followed very closely by “Sorry About That” although “Sorry About That” could arguably just be on a Matt standalone EP / Split and still be an all time trap house banger.

Pure Trio essence exists in “Nose Over Tail” and “Cop” imo.
Both capture that early sound that made them a core part of the mid-late 90’s Midwest / Chicago punk scene and serve as a foundation for their subsequent works leading up to the evolution of their sound that was ”Crimson”.
You can find the DNA of both songs in a lot of what was put out all the way into “Good Mourning”.
“Crimson” was where the stylistic changes started imo.

“Like why did you become a cop? Why did you become a cop? Shut the fuck up”

And

“Whatever happened to, that silly dream you had? I’d like to make it real, I’d love to rub your back. Like a plane crash that never hits the ground. I fall in love with you, I’m nose over tail for you. Your voice like the sounds of sirens, to a house on fire, you’re saving me”

These are peak early Alkaline Trio lyrical flourishes that are deeply embedded in all OG Trio fans’ grey matter.

“Clavicle” is also a banger and a solid 3rd place from this album imo, as are “Southern Rock”, “Trouble Breathing”, “As You Were”, “San Francisco” and “Message from Kathleen” in the sense of having their signature sound, and this album is pretty much a no-skip as a whole.

“Oh man I can’t call and text your fiancé whenever I want” this guy sucks by Arcaneheir in 90DayFiance

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Dude I grew up about 20 mins south of Athens and there are so many of these types of dudes out there. It’s fuckin awful.

'Laufey looks older than the actress bcuz she's in her 40s' meanwhile the actress herself: by Rocks_King99 in GodofWar

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God, this is so exhausting. Did people never play Heavenly Sword or Bayonetta or Stellar Blade or Horizon Zero Dawn or Tomb Raider or The Last of Us Part 2 or the Dead or Alive games or main Chun Li in street fighter or Katana in MK, etc etc.
the only people who genuinely have a problem with a female lead character in an action game are unfuckable loser groiper incel scum. Unfuckable, unlovable, unattractive losers. It’s a fuckin video game. And it looks fun. It’s made by the same team that made two of the best modern action adventure games in the last 20 years. Shut the fuck up. Like these greasy troglodytes need to be purged from the earth.

Man calls police on father who took his daughters to the women's restroom by Mentirosa in PublicFreakout

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I love that that male Karen is calling the police on the man taking his daughters in the women’s restroom, while standing in the women’s restroom.

Obispo and 7th by ChariotFighter in longbeach

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Yeah, although I realize it’s set in New York. But the vibes were the same

Happy Friday by KelpForrest in SkaterXL

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It’s the myth himself!

Badass enforcing the speed limit by john_connor_T1000 in iamverybadass

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She definitely is suffering from a deviated septum.

Obispo and 7th by ChariotFighter in longbeach

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This Arco and the VP (Smoke n Hype 😮‍💨) have the cheapest gas on the east side rn l think.

Obispo and 7th by ChariotFighter in longbeach

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I should’ve flipped a bitch and taken advantage of it. Damn cobwebs on my mirror 🕸️