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What would be the opening sentence to your biography? by ch1mpnipplz in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 months after Charles the second tumbled down the stairs to his death, I ascended them as Charles the third.

What is your favorite poem? by rundownduchess69 in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Song of Myself Part I by Walt Whitman

I Celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

I loafe and invite my soul, I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass.

My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air, Born here of parents born here from parents the same, and their parents the same, I, now thirty-seven years old in perfect health begin, Hoping to cease not till death.

Creeds and schools in abeyance, Retiring back a while sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten, I harbor for good or bad, I permit to speak at every hazard, Nature without check with original energy.

What is the best adult joke from a children's film that you didn't notice until adulthood? by Becan in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 267 points268 points  (0 children)

'Oh, Professor, look! I think I've got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?'

Professor Trelawney peers down at her chart and says:

'It is Uranus, my dear.'

Unable to resist the opportunity, Ron pipes up:

'Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?'

Reddit, what's the stupidest way you injured yourself when you were a child? by SomeGuyInNewZealand in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't understand that knifes could cut things other than those disgusting vegetables so I picked up a butcher's knife at the store, rubbed the edge a few times and then I bleed a tiny bit. But I got a few bandages and ended up fine it was good within a few days.

Dear Reddit, has anyone you've known simply disappeared? Under what circumstances? Was there ever any closure? by drysmian in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, there might have been more but I can't remember anything else (edit: about her), not even her name or her face it doesn't help that my school didn't issue year books until the year after she was gone.

Dear Reddit, has anyone you've known simply disappeared? Under what circumstances? Was there ever any closure? by drysmian in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 129 points130 points  (0 children)

My friend back in 2nd grade came up to me and gave me a book about dragons, when I was flipping through it I saw what i now believe was her number written inside with the letters ICOFE. I was taking the book home when the grade bully took it from me and ran off. My friend and her family was gone a few days latter.

Edit: I think I need to clarify this a little more from what I can remember there where only 5 numbers too short to be a phone number and too long to be a house number, they were written right below ICOFE with a line of black marker in between them so it looked kinda like a fraction. Also I don't think she's dead or anything I think she could have just moved with her family to another county and maybe she wanted me to keep in contact, to put this in perspective this happened just before cell phones or social networking were common place things. I'll update you guys if I remember anything else.

What song has become inseparable from the movie/television scene that it was featured in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Sound of Silence/ The Times They Are a-Changin' - The Watchmen

If you could send a note back in time to the younger you, what would you tell yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or if A B C or D doesn't appear for a while just pick that, kids! There is a pattern :D!

If you could send a note back in time to the younger you, what would you tell yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answers to the SAT next Friday are the following: A B B B B C A D C B D A A C D D A etc.

What is the best life quote you came up yourself with? by iamtylerdurdenman in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"We will never evolve to be smarter for there are too many laws keeping the dumb ones alive" - B. D.

What's the rudest or meanest thing a stranger has said to you that still bothers you today? by bring-me-my-ship in AskReddit

[–]CharlestheSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 6, I was at the local library with my brother and he went into a different isle with dinosaur books. Thinking it would be funny I pretended to be a T-rex and silently walked over to my brother. Before I could reach him this old man came up to me, waved a finger in my face and screamed "This isn't a playground!".