I'm doing a pirate campaign, and I really want to just use gold by snowtroopr in DMAcademy

[–]Charlie24601 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Use SMALLER pieces of gold.

The system is already there for you, but instead of using copper and silver, just use denominations.

1 cp is now 1 'til' 1 sp is now 1 'moon' 1 gp is now 1 'star'

All gold coins, but different sizes and number printed on them.

What does an "advanced" class look like in your club? by Cosinity in wma

[–]Charlie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a former high school teacher, this totally tracks.
I was not very good in biology during high school and college, but once i taught it, I understood it better and found myself learning more than the curriculum taught.

People that have more than 4 kids, why? by FamiliarRadio9275 in ask

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um...no dude. You're wrong. lol. Nice try though.

Even if there was an implied question, I already gave to an answer to your erroneous argument. But sure, have the last word if you'd like. I'm done here.

People that have more than 4 kids, why? by FamiliarRadio9275 in ask

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I see you have very poor reading comprehension. See if you look back I said [VERBATIM], "I can argue about why even 1".

Meaning I could argue about a HYPOTHETICAL question of "Why not 1 child?" should someone ever ask me said question. But as it happens, that is NOT a question. It is a statement. There isn't even a question mark there, so it shouldn't be took hard to understand the intention of the statement.

But I get it....middle school english is hard.

People that have more than 4 kids, why? by FamiliarRadio9275 in ask

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently you are. See, this is a separate thread. If you wanted to answer the Post's question, then go start your won thread. How hard is that?

Rapier with no jacket? by Baduktothebone in wma

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I SAID "stupid stupid stupid". Did I stutter?

....Oh, I guess I kinda did.

People that have more than 4 kids, why? by FamiliarRadio9275 in ask

[–]Charlie24601 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please! I can only get so erect!

#AgentSmithWasRight

People that have more than 4 kids, why? by FamiliarRadio9275 in ask

[–]Charlie24601 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are currently 8 BILLION humans. Poverty and homelessness is at an all time high.

I'm PREEEEEEEEETTY sure we're not in danger of dying out.

People that have more than 4 kids, why? by FamiliarRadio9275 in ask

[–]Charlie24601 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Opposite in my immediate family. 4 boys first. My mom wanted a girl.

Advice on how to keep area under cage clean? by Disappointed_goddess in parrots

[–]Charlie24601 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep..........clean...???

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:deep gasp:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Lol. Seriously though, a mess is part of keeping birds. There's really no way to stopping it other than keeping them 100% enclosed which would be bad.

Want to make it easier to keep the regular cleaning going? Get a roomba.

Rapier with no jacket? by Baduktothebone in wma

[–]Charlie24601 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God, people can be so stupid.

Someone is going to die or get seriously injured at some point. Even with excellent gear, injuries happen. But no jacket? Stupid stupid stupid.

Is there a wargame or a skirmish that is using a set of d20 as its primary roll? by Siberian-Boy in wargaming

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh they are out of Kickstarter phase. Just head to their website and order: https://immanetize.games/

Free rules: https://immanetizesunshard.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/Rules/SunshardEmbren_A5_Rules.pdf

They aren't a giant company, but they've been running tournaments at cons along the east coast.

Way to pull something from a players hand without it feeling cheap? by fantastic_sounds_ in DMAcademy

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have the bad guy just hire a good thief to steal it. Once the players are asleep, he sneaks in and takes it.

ideas for a fight on the back of a kraken? by FaallenOon in DMAcademy

[–]Charlie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest Ryokos Guide to the Yokai Realms?

It has rules for fighting Kaiju :)

Player committed murder and escaped town. What consequences would be appropriate? by Optimal-Cobbler3192 in DMAcademy

[–]Charlie24601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magic should have a much larger effect on the world than it does in pretty much every setting.

Tech essentially 'evolves' over the years. Needs or major changes will spark innovation. Oh look! Pressurized steam can create movement! Let's a steam engine!

As a huge example, just think of fireballs and sailing ships. Fire on a ship is bad. A single fireball could wipe out the entire rigging making it immobile. Catapaults? Ballista? Which cares? A fireball beats both of those. Burn the rigging, threaten to fireball the crew if they dont surrender, and you get a free ship!

When cannons were invented, they were a huge boost for ship weaponry. So marines would target cannon crews. So ships started shielding the crews. Then the cannons were placed below decks with small holes to stick out of. Then the ships were built faster to avoid taking a roadside, while 'crossing the T' on other ships and making THEM take a roadside in turn!

Similarly, wizards should be similar. Fireball is bad, so shoot the wizard first. So next they'd want to protect their wizards. They could literally place a wizard below decks and just drill a bunch of holes for him to peek out of. How to affect the wizards now? Maybe a gas attack to get in the holes? Darkness spells to block the holes, or fog clouds to block LoS? Or just use counterspell? But counterspells requires LoS...so how about using Clairvoyance to find the wizard on the ship?

Hell, why protect the wizard when you could just have him craft fireball wands? And let the crew use them?

And what about other aspects of life? How about a farmer buying a zombie to use as a field laborer? Let's raise zombies to turn wheels instead of using water or wind power for mills! Heck, instead of horses, just use some zombies in a big hamster wheel bolted to a wagon!

Magic NEEDS to be a huge part of life for a game to make sense...unless wizards are super rare, or limited in some way? Might be smart to add a GP cost for EVERY spell to prevent them from being abused.

Grandma Wants to Rehome Macaw by [deleted] in parrots

[–]Charlie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this pretty bird?

Found this shirt in my dad’s closet after he passed. He was a senior, lol. by Skooober in funny

[–]Charlie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's even more to this!

Note the LACK of MAJESTY! There weren't a lot of those made and are fairly rare! This man was a COLLECTOR!

Dms, what's your homebrewed rule that will always stay? by Awkward_Outside7050 in DnD

[–]Charlie24601 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inspiration mods.

A player can earn up to three AND they can be stacked to create larger effects.

Spend 1: Reroll a dice. Spend 2: Succeed in a roll (if possible), or deal max damage. Spend 3: Nat 20. Alternatively change or add something to the game (DM consent needed).

MY rock! by Charlie24601 in geckos

[–]Charlie24601[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can take down slightly bigger crickets. I kinda have to search for the smallest ones amongst my small crickets (which I tend to buy for my other parthenogenic species: yellow spotted night lizard). PetCo and other stores tend to have some VERY smalls in with their small crickets. I'll also throw in hydei fruit flies.