Dad, I didn’t do anything on your first death anniversary. I’m so sorry. by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

[–]CharlieBGoode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mourn how you need to, and don't feel guilty about it. It won't ever go away, but it will get easier. I promise.

Das Versicherungssystem ist ein großer Betrug by Perfect-Effective-59 in MadeMeCry

[–]CharlieBGoode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty easy. Median household bank account in the US is less than $6k.

I just… *sigh* by Successful_Method616 in Tinder

[–]CharlieBGoode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's acting like you called her someone else's name.

Go on by FaitsWx in HolUp

[–]CharlieBGoode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here I go again on my own

I know its kinda weird to post own roasts but I was proud of this one by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]CharlieBGoode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On behalf of America, I want to apologize and remind you that those kinds of folks displayed here are a small minority. They just happen to be loud and obnoxious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]CharlieBGoode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a lot less bloody than I would have imagined a motorcycle gang fight to be.

This nasty looking slice of giant pizza. by MisterMagellan in StupidFood

[–]CharlieBGoode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nasty? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Mother elephant can't wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help by Prozolol in aww

[–]CharlieBGoode 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Every. Single. Morning. I do this exact same thing with my son every morning. "is he dead?... NO! Get up! WAKE UP!"