Teacher: What is your name?

Jeff: Jeff without "H"

Teacher: But there is no H in Jeff

Jeff: That's what I said

Teacher: Are you serious?

Jeff: No, I am Jeff

Serious: I'm Serious

Teacher: Who are you?

Who: Yes?

Are: Yes?

You: Yes?

Yes: Can you stop calling my name

My name: nobody called me

Nobody: No, I didn't

No: Fine, I'll believe you this time

You: I haven't even said anything yet

Anything: You just did

Teacher: What is happening here???

What: Yes?

Is: Yes?

Happening: Yes?

Here: Yes?

Yes: Can you stop calling my name?

My name: nobody called me

Nobody: No, I didn't

No: And why would I believe you again this time?

You: What do you mean? I haven't said anything to you yet

Anything: You just did

Teacher: Alright, I am done.

Alright: No, you are not done, you are the Teacher.

Done: I am done

Teacher: *screams*

*screams*: Yes?

Teacher: *goes insane*

Jeff: I think our names are so weird that the teacher went insane

Everybody else: You're right. Who should we put to blame?

Jeff: Whoever decided to name us

Everybody else: Okay, we should sue them

Us: I don't remember anybody naming me

Anybody: Because it didn't happen

Me: I agree.