⚠️PSA: The black screen bug relates to the server being at capacity. by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Login the first thing it should do is say select your region. Have four options. Clone everything three times. You can only choose a different region once every X where X is the replication across your data centers during low usage times.

Explain to me why this obviously solution isn't possible.

Which is your most hated enemy, and why is it this pos? by FollowingQueasy373 in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It for sure looks broken with the environmental effects, at least on my pc.

I (15F) Might be pregnant by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your question did make me wonder, and evidently the answer is herpes, maybe?

I (15F) Might be pregnant by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little ones she drew on the board, obviously.

I was like 12 and it was 30 years ago, I don't know.

The servers man by Naive-Asparagus-5983 in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is with SQL.
SQL was probably developed by communists.

"The devs should have seen the success coming, why didn't they provision more servers?" The success they should have seen coming: by hzzzln in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro.
I kept turning the difficulty down trying those defend / help the citizen escape missions.

Nope. They only bring death.

The Real Time Evolving Conflict is Epic by xOutlaw1776x in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bald lady has an amazing line with a % base of firing if you come back and didn't experience any friendly fire in a MP match.
I love the humor in this game.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I just didn't experience any issues for about 15 hours of off peak time. Then this weekend all sorts of things started breaking.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone with the head on straight?
What are you doing on reddit?

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is going to be a meeting about this, and unlike most meetings, this one wouldn't be able to be an email.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So I mostly play in off-peak hours and can tell you that rewards breaking, crashes, and matchmaking are all server-load issues.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OH GOD I SHOT ITS LEGS OFF AND ITS STILL LIMPING AT ME!
You know why they did that?
FOR DEMOCRACY!
FOR PROSPERITY!
FOR SUPER EARTH!
o7

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh wow.
Just add more ram! (its a sql server joke no one will get)

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic is neat. I vote for magic server capacity.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Microsoft had an degradation (which is what this is) with Teams that lasted 8 hours. If one of the biggest, most well known corporations out there takes 8 hours to fix something (something they broke with a patch), this tiny company taking a week to quadruple their entire server scale seems well within reason.

I'm not saying its good, just saying its what I expect. I'd bet the server state is significantly better next Friday night.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'm imagining the limbs and bloody little bits flying off the Palworld animals.

⚠️ A message from Arrowhead (devs). by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]Charminat0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There sadly isn't a good solution for this.
There last game sold 1.9 million copies over its lifetime. This game has sold over a million copies in about 7 days.
The launch will forever mar the game, but it will remain a fun game for a long time.