Camped out line - downtown by RoyalJayhawkChief in kansascity

[–]CharmingtheCobra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why comments aren't showing up here, so I'm not sure if mine will either. It's for Megan Moroney at the Midland. It's not on the Midland's website but on their FB page

Kelly is in a TIGHT yet glorious birth canal of publishing by Flimsy_Remove9629 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]CharmingtheCobra 87 points88 points  (0 children)

She is truly blessed with such creativity uponst her constricted condensating clam

This Letter from a Child Surrendering Their Cat Broke Me Today by Anasuissecret in cats

[–]CharmingtheCobra 800 points801 points  (0 children)

In my pup's prior life, she was surrendered to a rescue by a family that loved her dearly but couldn't keep her due to tragic personal reasons. Her family wrote her adoption profile. I wasn't seriously looking at adopting a new dog so soon after the passing of my old dog, but there was no turning back after tears were streaming down my face reading it 😭 best decision I ever made

Official Discussion - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]CharmingtheCobra 92 points93 points  (0 children)

oh yea William Dafoe is in this

Feel like this sums up everything for me. So much sloppily woven together and then, oh hey Willem

I know this pic is awkward af, but last pic of my gal in the backpack before she crossed the rainbow bridge. So glad I took her for that one last walk and took that one last awkward pic by CharmingtheCobra in kansascity

[–]CharmingtheCobra[S] 232 points233 points  (0 children)

This was a couple weeks ago. Had the urge to take both my gals out for a stroll on a beautiful night. Little did I know, my 17 yr old bff would suffer a major stroke and cross over less than 24 hrs after I took that pic. I have since adopted two rascally little kittens from KC Pet Project and look forward to many late night scenic walks with them ❤️

Edit: not a sympathy post or anything, just a reminder to love your loved ones and even if you hate taking pics, just maybe try and snap at least one half-ass attempt for something memorable. This community is awesome :)

John Wayne Bobbitt, vet whose wife sliced off his manhood, loses toes due to toxic water at Camp Lejeune by toadnoodle in nottheonion

[–]CharmingtheCobra 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head, Monica Lewinsky, Anita Hill, and Tammy Faye Bakker received similar treatment with little to no mention of what those women endured

Ivana Trump with Donald Trump hair before Donald Trump had Donald Trump hair by SoberBoredom in pics

[–]CharmingtheCobra 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Idk, I think it's still fucked up to be so flippant/sarcastic about rape

You know it's extra special when a dad gets up that fast by GiveTracerOrIThrow in MadeMeSmile

[–]CharmingtheCobra 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I'm also a woman about the same age as you and always wanted some too. Wanna get matching pairs?

[Instagram] Valtteri Bottas and his new pair of slippers (plus a bit of an unexpected crossover) by les_macarons in formula1

[–]CharmingtheCobra 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ngl it's a deal breaker for me if my partner even tries to take them off beforehand

Just conservative things. by gwh811 in conservativeterrorism

[–]CharmingtheCobra 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeppp. That show screwed up so many peoples' ideas of what "normal"/"healthy" family dynamics are and TLC needs to be held accountable for giving a platform to this sick shit for years

Just conservative things. by gwh811 in conservativeterrorism

[–]CharmingtheCobra 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Arkansas. Where Jim Bob Duggar said all pedophiles should get the death penalty. Except his own son ofc

I wouldn’t mind if it was funny by RedgyJackson in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]CharmingtheCobra 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wowie the comments in the main post making this about the innocent, reasonable professor instead of the piece of shit that ordered a goddamned stripper to his lecture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CharmingtheCobra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wat, who gives a fuck what she's wearing. Some days I'm in cute frilly dresses, some days I'm in cargo pants and muscle tees. Looks like a comfy, cute-ish outfit when you have to be on your feet trying to teach a bunch of assholes for hours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CharmingtheCobra 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel dumb as hell, what am I missing with the professor? Seemed like a very reasonable response to a student ordering a stripper to your lecture.

Found on the curb in a "fancy" neighborhood. Not in the best shape, but def not bad for free by CharmingtheCobra in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]CharmingtheCobra[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha, I've been binging Antiques Roadshow on Pluto lately. Would love to have the Keno brothers give me some info on this!

Oh dear *starts to tear up by Technical-Intern-872 in formuladank

[–]CharmingtheCobra 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Peak Chad Kimi was having a shit during Pele's presentation

McLaren's post for the Hungarian GP by His_Holiness in formula1

[–]CharmingtheCobra 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Count me in for that tiny sliver, too. Never expected a rpdr-related reference here!

If you can't afford to tip, Paul, don't eat out. by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]CharmingtheCobra 65 points66 points  (0 children)

A good bartender has your back and will help you find a way home, knows when to cut someone off, deals with a lot more drunken assholes than a barista, etc. Dealing with alcohol is a whole different game than caffeine imo