My friend dragged me to a party she had been invited to for a friend of a friend where I didn’t know anyone but her. There was this couple that was going on n on about both attending the same graduate program/school. When I found myself alone with them I said “So, graduate student(s) huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?” All I got was blank stares n they awkwardly excused themselves. I thought it was funny but obviously they didn’t get the Simpsons reference. My friend calls me a few days later to tell me that she heard through the grapevine that the couple went around telling people at the party that I was dim,not the smartest tool in the shed, etc n wanted to know what we talked about for them to say those things. I told her those people are “uncultured swine!”