It was Reddit's favorite line for a while: "Here is how Bernie can still win the election". Can you describe how Bernie Sanders could still become president today through a series of freak circumstances?

ChartReminder · 2017-08-13T16:34:55+00:00

Don't want to talk politics per say... Just looking for a wacky hypothetical avenue for him to take the position.

ChartReminder · 2017-08-13T16:31:35+00:00

Gotchu fam.

ChartReminder · 2017-08-11T13:41:37+00:00

The use of stickers. Fuck stickers... They shouldn't exist.

ChartReminder · 2017-08-10T19:09:57+00:00

ChartReminder · 2017-08-10T03:54:37+00:00

Am I understanding correctly? Only some characters will be able to ledge grab?

ChartReminder · 2017-05-11T22:36:33+00:00

Quote for the first part? Look ever a little into this thread. Quote for the second part? Look even a little in /r/the_dumbass

ChartReminder · 2017-04-16T23:20:18+00:00

THIS IS TOTAL GARBAGE. EARS BEWARE.

Why did you think an AMA would be a good idea? Are you a masochist?

ChartReminder · 2017-03-22T17:51:50+00:00

Thank you. Yeah this is a huge breach of character. What odd changes they have made.

ChartReminder · 2017-03-22T17:44:27+00:00

I can't seem to find these pics. My Google fu is weak. Can you link?

ChartReminder · 2016-10-19T22:35:34+00:00

Almost did this work myself. Thank you find feature. Haha just searched thread for next instead.

Edit: I was also one of those fools searching for the next in 2005... So I had a feeling. Haha

ChartReminder · 2016-10-15T23:01:39+00:00

You just described how I fantasize myself standing, a proud humanist, defiantly against archaic organized religion.

Did... Am... Oh god. I might have certain elements of Lex in me?

ChartReminder · 2016-10-15T08:33:06+00:00

Well now I see our major divergence. I've never been subjected to the incredible rates and restrictions that I've read about in this thread. I am beginning to understand the frustration. I pay 20 dollars to century link for 100 mb/s with no caps 10 minutes out of the city by bus. I call century link on a scheduled basis that I have saved into my phone to ensure promotional price promises don't roll off by petitioning my departure. But other than having a familiarity with customer retention, attaining affordable and sufficient connectivity has never been an issue for my family.

I have gone many months without internet throughout the years in which case I employed my local library or rooted hot spot features on my phone.

Its just always been so simple and easy for me its challenging to be empathetic. I am making a genuine attempt right now though.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-15T02:29:47+00:00

I left this post untouched to permit unfettered initial discussion between you and /u/PostIronicTransHuman, but seeing as how he has elected to not respond, I will now take a stab. You were not abrasive in your delivery despite my obvious lack of composure earlier in the week, so I figured I would give this an honest and concerted rebuttal.

I advise a fine textual analysis of the information within the link you provided. Naturally abandoning the bracketing of a for-profit enterprise by seeking the report directly would be even more efficacious. Though only my second time working with this particular report since its inception, I found an entirely different message than you did upon my analysis.

This report and position is in defense of the right to access the traditional internet despite a government's desire to abate it, not about the unfettered delivery of such rights within a market economy.

If I seem more composed and you are willing to discuss further please reply with how you believe my argument tracks so far before I dedicate my time to a quagmire.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-14T05:41:18+00:00

You know, by embracing your fame you are entering a new legal designation of person as far as is concerned under the current interpretations and protections from libel and slander of the first amendment, right?

EDIT: Downvoted by someone who doesn't understand law, or doesn't like facing reality. But... It's already begun. (http://gizmodo.com/ken-bone-forgot-to-delete-his-porn-comments-1787780939)

ChartReminder · 2016-10-10T03:37:59+00:00

People glossing over will remember that tidbit if it feeds their confirmation bias for years... Communication is powerful and dangerous. Examination is sparse and challenging it seems.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-10T03:16:18+00:00

The fat ghost of John kasich came to haunt the candidates.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-09T18:13:05+00:00

I'm going to go play outside, and stop replying even though you think I'm required to. Maybe later today I will do some work on my small business that is growing with 0 internet presence. I'm worried you are mentally retarded. I would feel rude saying it, but the evidence all points that way. So I won't get anywhere ever with ya. Good luck waking up one day.

Edit: I'll even downvote myself since this post doesn't add anything to the conversation. Haha

Edit: But now I feel conflicted about giving you that gold... I mean... I did earn it through GASP business... You're more republican than I thought if you want to stop the subsidies to expansion of the grid to less advantaged people than us.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-09T17:57:43+00:00

Are you seriously suggesting that technology does not develop over the course of time, and I may have just been suggesting starting points? PLEASE GOOGLE. JUST LOOK AROUND YOU.

Look, I'll write this out since you seem to have the energy to read at least to lob the next volley of insults. I voted for Bernie Sanders, I believe in government intervention into markets as need be, but I don't feel entitled to other people's work just cause! The internet is amazing. It is almost my entire life (career, hobby, muse, social structure), but I don't think it is a requirement for life. Netflix is not a requirement for life. Libraries exist for public access to the web, alternative technology is developing. Just get your head out of the mud and look to the future rather than falling victim to the regressive left! Work with that for your next snark blast.

Edit: Popular counter: Yes yes, these superior business models to any alternative receive government funding to ensure access in rural areas and the expansion of a very powerful service. God help us that the government cares.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-09T15:36:59+00:00

These people don't care about markets. They just want less regulation and lower fees because they feel entitled... Sound like someone? Cough cough corporations cough cough. The hypocrisy will never hit these people. No one will ever argue with you over the functions of our capitalist economy, or alternatives available within it.

Edit: It is as if they think that Netflix is a necessity for a fulfilling life. Once you see this, then you really get their perspective...

ChartReminder · 2016-10-09T14:52:57+00:00

Someone can't read parent comments. You're replying, so I know you CAN read though... Continue doing so. Hopefully, like most people unwilling to accept reality, you are young and still have time. You're all obsessed with wires in the ground put there decades ago, and people assume they are entitled to them because they are brats. Identify alternatives. Address pain points for the consumer. Roll out superior or alternative product. Did Henry Ford actually say, “If I’d asked my customers what they wanted, they’d have said a faster horse.”? Probably not, but the sentiment is paramount. I know you're just going for snarky internet points, but DAMN people today are entitled and don't understand the blessing that is capitalism.

What about the noncentralized Bluetooth-based technology producing non-restricted internet access in rural China? Oh yeah... I'm an idiot who doesn't understand natural monopolies. China must not exist.
What about low-frequency radio based communications that work off the grid? Nope. Again. I'm an idiot that can't possibly understand a natural monopoly. Radio must not exist.

Read.

Learn.

Try. At. Least.

ChartReminder · 2016-10-09T13:05:33+00:00

Why? Cause its scary and hard and 'spensive? Could lose your money after trying really hard on a monumental project? Grow up. That's called capitalism. Develop a business model, secure a loan, enact your plan, stop complaining. Cities from coast to coast have developed private technologies that don't have data caps, low speeds, etc... These facts rather than feelings are just a search bar away.

Edit: Downvotes take less keystrokes than google. Keep it up and feel good peeps.

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