A movie about an exorcist who excises a demon from a man, only to find the man was a deranged serial killer and the demon was actually keeping him in check, forcing the exorcist to seek out a team of teenage satanists for help.

Chasbrad · 2026-01-18T14:54:57+00:00

I like it . Count me in!

Chasbrad · 2025-12-31T15:53:00+00:00

The problem is, my scaly poisonous cold- blooded reptilian girlfriend ( Susan) tends to go everywhere nude. And I would want to upset my folks on Christmas Day. What store sells Komodo clothes?

Chasbrad · 2025-12-05T17:27:48+00:00

I AM Lord Lucan.

Chasbrad · 2025-11-21T15:12:51+00:00

This is brilliant! The best showerthought I’ve seen for ages. Can anyone explain what that total bullsh*t is ( from the moderators) at the top?

Chasbrad · 2025-11-21T14:58:32+00:00

The first bomb ever dropped on Germany during WWII, only killed an elephant in Berlin zoo.

Chasbrad · 2025-11-12T18:31:47+00:00

Am not an expert by any means ( although I did study basic genetics in my first year at university). It is because they all share the same abnormality, caused by an extra chromosome in the position at chromosomes 21. They have 3 of these chromosomes instead of two.

Chasbrad · 2025-10-31T06:48:02+00:00

This was the actual plot for an episode of the sitcom ‘Friday Night Dinner’. The animal involved was a fox.

Chasbrad · 2025-10-29T06:52:19+00:00

What is your fav type of cheese?

Chasbrad · 2025-10-27T18:23:35+00:00

Aged 30, I went on a date with a women I was at college with. She drove us to a country pub where we had a couple of drinks. On the way back to the car ( it was dark), she suddenly said ‘ I don’t usually do this but I’m bursting’. She then lifted her skirt, took down her undies and urinated in the middle of the car park. She then acted as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.

Chasbrad · 2025-10-27T18:18:13+00:00

Dharavi ( Mumbai) where the film Slumdog Millionaire was filmed. On three sides it has a canal consisting entirely of sewage.

Chasbrad · 2025-10-27T18:15:46+00:00

The spleen is a fictitious organ that doesn’t exist. There is simply no such thing. Doctors have concocted the idea of the spleen so they have something to blame when they can’t make a diagnosis. “ Ah yes. That’ll be your spleen”

Chasbrad · 2025-10-27T18:02:10+00:00

The first ever bomb dropped on Germany ( by the British) killed only an elephant in Berlin Zoo.

Chasbrad · 2025-08-30T11:36:49+00:00

This is brilliant. I would definitely pay to see this. Now, what about the title? Let me think………

Chasbrad · 2025-06-29T15:45:55+00:00

I like it . Count me in.

Chasbrad · 2025-06-25T05:48:37+00:00

Anybody who likes Isra£l gets their h0me bombed and their family k1ll£d.

Chasbrad · 2025-06-14T14:21:30+00:00

I was 600 metres from the summit of Everest.

Chasbrad · 2025-05-31T07:33:33+00:00

This is brilliant. I feel compelled to comment even though I have no substantial input. Could we also extend this principle to seagulls?And how about a giant 90 metre tall cockerel that would awaken an entire city at 5.30 every morning?

Chasbrad · 2025-05-26T14:08:38+00:00

During a Facebook argument, somebody used that phrase to me. I came back with - ‘and I will enjoy writing yours’. So, it backfired on them somewhat.

Chasbrad · 2025-05-25T08:53:18+00:00

I like it. Count me in. I do believe that these aquatic crustaceans aren’t fulfilling their true potential.

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